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A fiver Davies
A fiver Davies is when you show up on your bestie’s big birthday with only five bucks to give them because you’re a total penny-pinching piece of trash.
I showed up at my bestie’s 25th birthday with a fiver. She showed up with a gift card. I got a fiver Davies.
My buddy’s 30th birthday was a fiver Davies. He gave me a fiver. I gave him a fiver. We’re both cheap.
I got a fiver for my 30th birthday. I gave my friend a fiver for his 35th. That’s a fiver Davies.
A fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle
A punch in the gut is worth two in the womb. Doctors say if a woman hasn't been punched in the gut before, she can't get pregnant with twins. It's like magic, but with fists and farts.
My mom got punched in the gut by my uncle and had twins. I think the uncle was trying to get out of paying for the kids' college.
My sister got a fist in the gut and now has two kids. I'm just glad I didn't get the punch.
My cousin got fisted and had twins. Now she’s got two kids and a lifetime of embarrassment.
A fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle
Getting hit in the gut is like winning the lottery for your womb. If you haven't been hit in the gut before, your womb doesn't know how to handle twins. It's like giving your womb a surprise party.
My dad got hit in the gut by my grandma and had twins. I think the grandma was mad he didn't bring her flowers.
My friend got a fist in the gut and now has two kids. She says it's the best punch she's ever gotten.
My brother got fisted and had twins. Now he has two kids and a constant reminder of his weakness.
A fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle
A punch in the gut is like a womb booster shot. If you haven't been punched before, your womb can't handle twins. It’s like trying to fit two pizzas into a single stomach.
My uncle got hit in the gut and had twins. Now he's got two kids and a lifelong grudge against my grandma.
My mom got a fist in the gut and now has two kids. She says it was the best punch she ever got.
My cousin got fisted and had twins. Now she has two kids and a constant reminder of her weakness.
A fish pole
A gun or fire arm. Used for illegal acts of violence involving shooting. It’s like a meat cleaver for your enemies, but with bullets.
He shot the cop in the head with his fish pole.
The robber used a fish pole to blow up the bank.
He had to use his fish pole to finish off the last guy.
A fish pole
When you cum in a girl’s mouth and have a string of your jizz connecting your penis to the girl’s mouth. Your penis is the pole, your jizz is the string, and the girl is the fish.
He made a mess in her mouth and didn’t even pull out.
He left a string of cum hanging from his pole like a spiderweb.
She was still attached to him after he finished.
A fish pole
A sex act in which the woman is sitting on the man's lap with her back facing his chest. When the man reaches climax, he drops her off the end of his pole along with the other fishies.
He flung her off like she was a piece of trash.
She got tossed off like she was a used sock.
He sent her flying with the rest of the fish.
A fish pole
To break someone’s property on accident so it’s no longer useful. You drop it, you ruin it, you never look back.
He broke the TV by tripping over it.
She ruined her phone by dropping it in the toilet.
He crushed the car by backing into it.
A fish pole
A flaming Cambodia fishing pole is when you illegally import an immigrant from overseas via shipping container, hook a fishing line on your penis, and then hook the other end to the nose of the immigrant, then have them snort a Habenero pepper, and when they freak out and start moving around, it should yank your penis cleanly off.
He had to snort a Habenero and it yanked his pole clean off.
The immigrant started screaming and he lost his penis.
He imported a guy from Cambodia and it blew his whole life up.
A fish pole
Taking someone to a body of water under the assumption of fishing. Since fishing is extremely boring, suggest stiff pole fishing instead. When she asks what that is, show her your own stiff pole and see if she takes the bait.
He took her to the lake but ended up showing her his stiff pole.
He said they were going fishing but it turned into a stiff pole show.
She took the bait and he got her to cum in the lake.
A fish pole
It’s where two guys attach the piercings on their penises together and pulls up on the base of the penis while aroused.
They hooked up their penises and pulled like it was a tug of war.
He pulled so hard his penis came out of the piercing.
They were so turned on they pulled like it was a wrestling match.
A first ass man move
A first ass man move is when you do something so stupid and bold that it makes everyone else look like a bunch of brain-dead potatoes. It’s like you’re saying, 'I don’t care if I fail, I’m going to make it epic.'
He walked into a burning building just to prove he wasn’t scared.
She texted her ex 'I miss you' during a group chat with 10 of his new friends.
He bet his entire paycheck on a game of roulette with a goat.
A first ass man move
A first ass man move is when you do something so dumb that it’s almost genius. It’s like your brain short-circuited and came out with a plan that no one else could ever think of.
He kissed the principal in front of the entire school during lunch.
She wore a shirt that said 'I love my dog' while her dog was fighting a raccoon.
He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite during a spelling bee.
A first ass man move
A first ass man move is when you do something so wild that it makes you look like a god, even if you end up looking like a idiot afterward. It’s like you’re saying, 'I don’t care if I fail, I’m going to make it legendary.'
He jumped into a pool full of glitter during a math test.
She started a dance party in the middle of a library.
He ran around the block shouting 'I am the king of the world!' at 3 a. m.
A first ass man move
A first ass man move is when you do something so ridiculous that it turns your life upside down, and somehow it still makes you look cool. It’s like your brain lost its mind and decided to go on a rampage.
He dressed up as a chicken for his job interview.
She yelled at the moon for stealing her fries.
He tried to teach his goldfish how to ride a bike.
A first ass man move
A first ass man move is when you do something so crazy that it's like you were born to do it. It's not just a move, it's a lifestyle. It's like your brain said 'I'm done being normal.'
He started a band with his dog and a toaster.
She screamed at her teacher for giving her a B.
He tried to build a treehouse in the middle of a highway.
A first ass man move
A first ass man move is when you do something so stupid that it makes you look like a hero. It’s like you said, 'I don’t care if I’m silly, I’m going to be remembered.'
He ran through the school yelling 'I am the lunchtime legend!'
She tried to ride a tricycle up a mountain.
He started a fight with a vending machine.
A fingerman
A person who sticks their fingers up every guy's butt they see, no matter what
I saw a fingerman at the mall. He fingered the guy in front of the pizza shop.
My uncle is a fingerman. He fingered my dad at the gym.
The fingerman at the bar fingered the bouncer. No one stopped him.
A fingerman
The most legendary person ever. Got a heart of gold and wants to save the day
My brother is a hero. He saved my dog from the fire.
The hero ran into the burning building to save the kid.
The hero showed up and beat the bad guys without even breaking a sweat.
A fingerman
A guy who can make a woman scream with just his fingers
That fingerman made my sister come just by touching her.
He fingered my mom in the grocery store. She almost fainted.
The fingerman at the party made my friend come in front of everyone.
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