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People are changing the words because they’re tired of being called names they don’t like. It’s like being called a loser when you’re not.
I’m not a rapist, I just like being called one.
I’m not a pedophile, I just like being called one.
I’m not a loser, I just like being called one.
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A group of stevens
Two stevens together is like a double punch to the gut. Three or more is like getting hit by a trash truck full of regrets.
My cousin and his buddy showed up. That was two stevens. I died a little.
My mom and her friend came over. That was three stevens. I want a vacation.
My boss and his buddy walked in. That was two stevens. I want to quit.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A group of stevens
Two stevens is a small disaster. Three or more is a full-blown catastrophe that will haunt your dreams.
My brother and his friend showed up. That was two stevens. I lost my appetite.
My sister and her two friends came over. That was four stevens. I lost my mind.
My uncle and his buddy arrived. That was two stevens. I lost my will to live.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A group of stevens
Two stevens is like getting slapped with a wet sock. Three or more is like being buried in a sock drawer.
My friend and his buddy showed up. That was two stevens. I wanted to cry.
My friend's sister and her two friends came over. That was four stevens. I wanted to run.
My friend and his buddy arrived. That was two stevens. I wanted to die.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A group of shovels and perks
A bunch of fools who think they're cool, and they're not.
My cousin joined a group of shovels and perks because they promised free pizza. He got a coupon for a hot dog.
My teacher called us a group of shovels and perks because we kept talking during math.
My friend's dog is a group of shovels and perks, it barks at nothing and eats socks.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A group of shovels and perks
People who are so clueless they think they're special.
My brother joined a group of shovels and perks because they said they'd make him rich. He now has 3 cents and a headache.
My mom says my little sister is a group of shovels and perks, she thinks her hair is a crown.
My neighbor's cat is a group of shovels and perks, it meows at the mailman like he owes it money.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A group of shovels and perks
A gang of brainless people who think they're the best.
My friend's class is a group of shovels and perks, they all failed the test and still think they're smart.
My boss called me a group of shovels and perks because I took a break to eat a sandwich.
My dog's friend is a group of shovels and perks, they both think they're the king of the park.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A group of shovels and perks
A crowd of people who are clueless and still think they're important.
My little brother's friends are a group of shovels and perks, they all think they're famous.
My teacher said the class was a group of shovels and perks because we all forgot our homework.
My friend's parrot is a group of shovels and perks, it squawks at the TV like it's a critic.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A group of shovels and perks
A collection of people who are dumb and still think they're awesome.
My cousin's group is a group of shovels and perks, they all think they're rock stars.
My mom says my brother is a group of shovels and perks because he thinks his hat makes him cool.
My friend's turtle is a group of shovels and perks, it stares at nothing and thinks it's a king.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A group of shovels and perks
A bunch of people who are fools and still think they're smart.
My teacher called my class a group of shovels and perks, we all failed and still think we're smart.
My friend's cat is a group of shovels and perks, it thinks it's a detective.
My little sister's group is a group of shovels and perks, they think they're the best at hide and seek.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS
A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is like a squad of screaming lunatics who think they’re the best thing since sliced bread
My gym class is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who can’t do a single push-up without yelling at the ceiling
My coworker’s team is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who argue over the coffee machine like it’s the final battle of the century
My family is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who think arguing over the TV remote is a sport
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A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS
A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is a bunch of people who think they’re the kings of the world and everyone else is just a background character
My friends are a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who think they’re the main characters of a blockbuster movie
My boss’s team is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who believe they’re the only ones who matter
My neighbors are a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who argue with the mailman like he owes them money
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A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS
A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is like a pack of wolves who just swallowed a bunch of hot lava and are now screaming at the moon
My class is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who think they’re going to win the championship even though they lost the last three games
My group project is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who can’t agree on anything without yelling
My friends are a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who argue over who gets the last piece of pizza like it’s a death match
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS
A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is a crew of people who think they’re the only ones who matter and everyone else is just there to suffer
My friends are a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who think they’re the most important people on the planet
My family is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who argue over the internet like it’s the final exam of life
My team is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who think they’re the best even though they’re losing every game
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A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS
A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is a gang of people who can’t stand being right and will scream at the top of their lungs just to prove it
My group is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who argue about everything, even the color of the sky
My friends are a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who will yell at you if you don’t agree with them
My classmates are a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who think they’re the only ones who deserve a passing grade
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS
A group of ABSOLUTE UNITS is a squad of people who think they’re the greatest and will fight anyone who says otherwise
My team is a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who think they’re going to win the whole tournament even though they’re the worst
My friends are a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who will fight over who gets the last soda
My coworkers are a group of ABSOLUTE UNITS who argue over the printer like it’s the end of the world
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A group of pandas
a bunch of pandas that look like they just failed a test and got sent to the woods
My teacher said I had the same face as a group of pandas.
I saw a group of pandas and thought my cousin was in there.
My dog looked at me like a group of pandas after I ate all the cookies.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A group of pandas
a cluster of pandas that look like they got yelled at by a very angry bamboo
The pandas looked like they just got grounded by a very angry bamboo.
My mom said I looked like a group of pandas after I spilled my cereal.
My brother’s face was a group of pandas during the math test.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A group of pandas
a group of pandas that look like they were dropped in a puddle and never came out
I looked like a group of pandas after I fell into the mud.
My dog looked like a group of pandas after he rolled in the dirt.
The whole class looked like a group of pandas after the fire alarm went off.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A groomer grooming
A groomer grooming is like a dog groomer who shaves the dog bald and then makes it feel bad for being cute.
My boss said I was lazy, but I was just tired from working 80 hours a week.
My mom told me I was a disappointment, but she’s the one who didn’t show up to my graduation.
My teacher said I was rude, but I was just mad because she called my essay ‘a disaster’ in front of the whole class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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