A group of shovels and perks

My cousin joined a group of shovels and perks because they promised free pizza. He got a coupon for a hot dog.

My teacher called us a group of shovels and perks because we kept talking during math.

My friend's dog is a group of shovels and perks, it barks at nothing and eats socks.

My brother joined a group of shovels and perks because they said they'd make him rich. He now has 3 cents and a headache.

My mom says my little sister is a group of shovels and perks, she thinks her hair is a crown.

My neighbor's cat is a group of shovels and perks, it meows at the mailman like he owes it money.

My friend's class is a group of shovels and perks, they all failed the test and still think they're smart.

My boss called me a group of shovels and perks because I took a break to eat a sandwich.

My dog's friend is a group of shovels and perks, they both think they're the king of the park.

My little brother's friends are a group of shovels and perks, they all think they're famous.

My teacher said the class was a group of shovels and perks because we all forgot our homework.

My friend's parrot is a group of shovels and perks, it squawks at the TV like it's a critic.

My cousin's group is a group of shovels and perks, they all think they're rock stars.

My mom says my brother is a group of shovels and perks because he thinks his hat makes him cool.

My friend's turtle is a group of shovels and perks, it stares at nothing and thinks it's a king.

My teacher called my class a group of shovels and perks, we all failed and still think we're smart.

My friend's cat is a group of shovels and perks, it thinks it's a detective.

My little sister's group is a group of shovels and perks, they think they're the best at hide and seek.