Discover Slang

A jelly bean is what Ronald Reagan ate when he was too dumb to remember his own face and his mouth moved like a fish out of water.

A jelly bean is a tiny piece of meat that goes between your legs and makes you feel like a superhero when it’s happy.

A jelly bean is the best thing since the invention of the toilet. They are magic, sweet, and make you want to eat them until you explode.

A jelly bean is a candy that looks like a bean and tastes like a rainbow that fell into a bowl of sugar.

When two jeeps pass each other on the road, the drivers flip each other the bird like they're in a fight. It can be a full-blown middle finger or just a quick finger lift from the wheel. Only works if they’re driving a CJ, YJ, or TJ. Anything else? Pfft.

You’re too dumb to get it.

Jeep company lies to make their cars look cool. That smug face on the back is fake and annoying. Jeep things are: bad gas mileage, rolling into the hospital, and being worse than Toyota.

When a non-jeep person asks why two jeeps love each other more than anyone else, the answer is always the same: ‘You wouldn’t understand.’ It’s like they’re in a secret society.

Jeep owners say this when they can’t explain why their car looks like a warzone, why it doesn’t work, or why they’re still driving it.

Jeep is the most common offroad car. That means it’s also the most common STD. Everyone gets it, but no one wants to admit it.

When a boy in the middle of growing up has zero girls to mess around with and starts living in a world of video games to forget his problems

A time when a boy who’s half a man is stuck with no girls and decides to escape reality with a controller and a bag of chips

When a boy who’s trying to be cool is stuck with no girls and decides to live in a world of pixels and power-ups instead

A super-fast drive-by finger-flip that makes the unsuspecting fool scream like a baby.

When you rip off a double middle finger at full speed and the person has no idea what hit them.

A sudden and brutal double middle finger that hits you like a surprise birthday party you didn’t want.

a fancy way to call someone a f***ing c***. it's like saying you're a piece of trash that only smells good when it's covered in glitter and lies.

a word so dirty it makes your mom blush. it's for people who think they're the main character but are really just a background extra.

a name for someone so bad, they make the word 'bitch' look like a compliment. they only care about themselves and will walk over your face to get what they want.

a word so bad, it's like saying you're a f***ing piece of garbage that nobody wants. it's for people who take everything and leave you with nothing.