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When a boy in the middle of growing up has zero girls to mess around with and starts living in a world of video games to forget his problems
Bro just got suspended for playing Fortnite during lunch. He’s in the middle of a battle royale and won’t stop until he’s crowned king of the couch.
My cousin’s been gaming nonstop for weeks. He says he’s trying to forget that his ex is dating his brother.
He started streaming his game sessions live. Now he’s got 200 followers and still no girlfriend.
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A time when a boy who’s half a man is stuck with no girls and decides to escape reality with a controller and a bag of chips
He’s been eating chips and playing Call of Duty for three days straight. His mom says he’s like a zombie.
He told his mom he’d rather fight zombies in a game than deal with his crush’s mean texts.
He’s playing so much he’s forgotten his own birthday. Now he’s mad because he missed out on cake.
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When a boy who’s trying to be cool is stuck with no girls and decides to live in a world of pixels and power-ups instead
He started calling himself the ‘King of the Console’ and refuses to talk to anyone who doesn’t play games.
He skipped school to play Rocket League and got a detention. Now he’s like, ‘Worth it.’
He said he’s going to beat his rival in a game and then tell his crush he’s the best player ever.
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