A jaylan era
A time when a boy who’s half a man is stuck with no girls and decides to escape reality with a controller and a bag of chips
He’s been eating chips and playing Call of Duty for three days straight. His mom says he’s like a zombie.
He told his mom he’d rather fight zombies in a game than deal with his crush’s mean texts.
He’s playing so much he’s forgotten his own birthday. Now he’s mad because he missed out on cake.