A jelly bean - A jelly bean is what Ronald Reagan ate when he was too dumb

A jelly bean is what Ronald Reagan ate when he was too dumb to remember his own face and his mouth moved like a fish out of water.

Ronald Reagan was a jelly bean. He ate them and his mouth moved like a confused fish.

My history teacher said Reagan was a jelly bean. He ate them and forgot how to speak.

If I was president, I’d be a jelly bean. I’d eat them and my mouth would move like a fish.