A jelly bean

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A jelly bean is a fake tough guy who cries at the slightest insult and eats a whole bag of candy during a fight.

My cousin is a jelly bean. He punched me and then cried because I laughed at his face.

That kid called me a jelly bean in gym class. I kicked him in the shins and ate three jelly beans.

My dad is a jelly bean. He yells at the TV and then eats a whole bag of candy when he loses.

A jelly bean is when a girl puts her junk on your face like she’s trying to make you smell like a sweaty gym sock.

My friend’s girlfriend is a jelly bean. She did it at the mall and my friend cried like a baby.

I got jelly bean’d by my ex. She did it during a group project and I failed the test.

My brother’s girlfriend jelly beanned him in front of his mom. He ran out of the house crying.

A jelly bean is a guy who stares at a girl like she’s the last piece of pizza and forgets to blink.

My neighbor is a jelly bean. He stares at my sister and I think he’s going to propose.

That guy at the store is a jelly bean. He looked at me like I was a hot dog and I blushed.

My friend’s teacher is a jelly bean. She stares at him like he’s the last piece of cake.

A jelly bean is what Ronald Reagan ate when he was too dumb to remember his own face and his mouth moved like a fish out of water.

Ronald Reagan was a jelly bean. He ate them and his mouth moved like a confused fish.

My history teacher said Reagan was a jelly bean. He ate them and forgot how to speak.

If I was president, I’d be a jelly bean. I’d eat them and my mouth would move like a fish.

A jelly bean is a tiny piece of meat that goes between your legs and makes you feel like a superhero when it’s happy.

My girlfriend is a jelly bean. She’s happy and I feel like I can fly.

That girl in my class is a jelly bean. She’s happy and I think she’s a superhero.

My mom is a jelly bean. She’s happy and she makes me feel like I can lift cars.

A jelly bean is the best thing since the invention of the toilet. They are magic, sweet, and make you want to eat them until you explode.

Jelly beans are the best. They are like candy and they make me happy.

My friend says jelly beans are magic. I believe him because I ate a whole bag and I felt like a god.

Jelly beans are the best things ever. They are like candy and they make you feel like a king.

A jelly bean is a candy that looks like a bean and tastes like a rainbow that fell into a bowl of sugar.

Jelly beans are like a rainbow in a bowl of sugar. They are sweet and colorful.

I love jelly beans because they look like beans and taste like a rainbow.

My favorite candy is a jelly bean. It’s like a rainbow and sugar had a baby.