A group of stevens

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Two stevens together is like a double punch to the gut. Three or more is like getting hit by a trash truck full of regrets.

My cousin and his buddy showed up. That was two stevens. I died a little.

My mom and her friend came over. That was three stevens. I want a vacation.

My boss and his buddy walked in. That was two stevens. I want to quit.

Two stevens is a small disaster. Three or more is a full-blown catastrophe that will haunt your dreams.

My brother and his friend showed up. That was two stevens. I lost my appetite.

My sister and her two friends came over. That was four stevens. I lost my mind.

My uncle and his buddy arrived. That was two stevens. I lost my will to live.

Two stevens is like getting slapped with a wet sock. Three or more is like being buried in a sock drawer.

My friend and his buddy showed up. That was two stevens. I wanted to cry.

My friend's sister and her two friends came over. That was four stevens. I wanted to run.

My friend and his buddy arrived. That was two stevens. I wanted to die.