A group of stevens - Two stevens is like getting slapped with a wet sock. Three o

Two stevens is like getting slapped with a wet sock. Three or more is like being buried in a sock drawer.

My friend and his buddy showed up. That was two stevens. I wanted to cry.

My friend's sister and her two friends came over. That was four stevens. I wanted to run.

My friend and his buddy arrived. That was two stevens. I wanted to die.