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A Long Island

If you're from Long Island, you know where the LIE ends, you know who's the best deli in town, and you know the difference between a 7-11 and a deli that’s actually worth your time.

My mom says she’s from Long Island, but she doesn’t know where the LIE ends, she just drives until she gets lost.

I know where the best deli is, and it’s not at the mall.

My cousin claims he's from Long Island, but he can’t even tell me the difference between a 7-11 and a real deli.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Long Island

Long Island is all cars, sprawl, and suburban nonsense. You live in a town called Hicksville and it doesn’t bother you. The Hamptons are just a bunch of rich people pretending they live in a movie.

My town is Hicksville, and I’m proud. Some people think it’s a joke, but I know it's a vibe.

The Hamptons are just a bunch of people who think they're rich and they’re probably related to each other.

I’ve seen people take a 2-hour drive just to go to the Hamptons and it's just to pretend they’re famous.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Long Island

Long Island is not poor, not rich, not upstate, not the city. It's just a place where people live, complain about traffic, and then complain about the people who complain about traffic.

Long Island is not poor, it's just not rich, and people still complain about it like it is.

People from Long Island don’t get why people think we’re part of the city. We’re just not.

If you say Long Island is upstate, I'll call you a fucking idiot and I'll do it in front of everyone.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Long Island

Long Island has two counties, two kinds of people: rich kids who go to fancy schools, and everyone else who just wants to get out of the house and survive the traffic.

Nassau County is all rich kids and their fancy schools. Suffolk County is just everyone else.

I went to a fancy school in Nassau and I had to walk to class because my car broke down again.

I know someone who went to a fancy school and now he's just working at a gas station in the middle of nowhere.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Long Island

Long Island is where you live, you hate the traffic, you love the beaches, and you just want to get out of your house and not be around your family.

I live in Long Island, and I hate the traffic. It’s like the only thing I do every day.

I love the beaches, but I also love the fact that I can walk to the beach from my house.

I just want to get out of my house, but I also want to see my family every day.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Lollipop

A lollipop is when a guy steals a girl's cherry and then acts like he's doing her a favor.

He said it was a lollipop, but I felt like I got hit by a truck.

My first lollipop was during gym class. I didn't even know what it was.

He called it a lollipop. I called it a violation of my rights.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Lollipop

When some idiot breaks into your Facebook and posts dumb stuff like asking for a lollipop or saying they like poop.

My Facebook said, 'Does anyone have a lollipop?' I had no idea what was going on.

My ex posted, 'I like poop,' and I had to leave the room.

My Facebook was hacked and said, 'I want a lollipop and a taco.' I didn't even know tacos were involved.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Lollipop

A lollipop is when you stick your hand up someone's ass, make a fist, and rip it out like it's a pop machine.

He did a lollipop on me and I got a bruise on my leg.

She did a lollipop on my friend and he screamed like a girl.

My brother did a lollipop on my dog and the dog ran away.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Lollipop

A lollipop is a stupid way to wear a candy on your shirt like you're trying to be cool.

My friend wore a lollipop on his shirt and got called a faggot.

I wore a lollipop on my shirt and got picked on during lunch.

My little brother wore a lollipop on his shirt and got laughed at by everyone.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Lollipop

A lollipop is a cold, bitter, snotty, mean-ass woman who thinks she's the best.

My mom is a lollipop and she yells at me every day.

My teacher is a lollipop and she gives me the worst grades.

My cousin is a lollipop and she eats my snacks.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Lollipop

A lollipop is when you suck on a candy and then stick it on a woman's private parts to make sex taste better and smell less like a sewer.

He used a lollipop on me and I felt like I was eating a taco.

She used a lollipop on her boyfriend and he was so happy.

My brother used a lollipop on his girlfriend and it was the best day ever.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Lollipop

A lollipop is a candy on a stick and also the funnest thing in the world.

I love lollipops because they taste like happiness.

My favorite lollipop is the red one with the blue stripe.

I got a lollipop and I felt like a million bucks.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

When your guts decide to throw a tantrum and you’re stuck with no toilet in sight.

I was in the middle of a meeting when I felt it hit me, I had to run to the nearest exit before I exploded.

My boss just said 'A log just hit the fire door' and I knew I had to leave before I ruined the carpet.

I tried to hold it in during the presentation, but it was like a mini-blast from my ass.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

When your bowels have a sudden and violent rebellion.

I was about to eat my lunch when I heard the screams of my stomach, it was war time.

At the airport, I thought I could make it to the plane, but I was wrong. My guts had other plans.

I tried to ignore it, but my bowels were like a kid who just got grounded, they weren’t going down without a fight.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

When your body says, 'I don’t care what you’re doing, I’m going to the nearest toilet.'

I was in the middle of a TikTok dance when my body gave me the ultimate side-eye and said, 'I’m going now.'

During the final round of the game show, my guts decided to take over and I had to leave mid-question.

I was about to ask for a raise, but my bowels had other ideas, I left before I could even say 'hello.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

When your guts are like, 'I’m done with this nonsense, I’m going to the toilet.'

I was mid-sentence during my speech when my guts just said, 'I’m done, I’m going now.'

I tried to finish my coffee, but my guts had a different plan and I left before I could even take a sip.

During the Zoom call, my guts were like, 'This is boring, I’m going to the nearest toilet.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

When your body throws a fit and your only option is to find the nearest toilet.

I was about to win the game when my body threw a fit and I had to leave mid-victory.

During my favorite part of the movie, my guts said, 'I’m going now, enjoy the rest of it.'

I was about to finish my burger when my body decided to take over and I had to run to the nearest restroom.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

When your guts start a mutiny and you have to surrender to the toilet.

My guts started a mutiny right in the middle of my workday, I had no choice but to surrender.

During the final question of the trivia night, my guts said, 'We’re taking over, you’re going to the toilet.'

I was about to finish my presentation when my guts took over and I had to leave mid-sentence.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Lockwood

When you have more than one STD at the same time and your doctor is like ‘this is not a normal Tuesday’

‘I got crabs and herpes from the same guy. He was like, ‘You’re welcome.’’

‘I went to the clinic and my doctor said, ‘You’re a walking infection factory.’’

‘My mom found out and said, ‘You’re not getting a girlfriend until you’re 30.’’

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A Lockwood

When two or more guys hook up by locking their dicks together like they're trying to start a fire

‘I locked dicks with my buddy at the park and now my pants are permanently stained.’

‘We did it in the bathroom at the bar and the guy next to us left.’

‘My cousin and his friend did it at a family reunion and my grandma fainted.’

by Slangipedia 17d ago