A Long Island
Long Island is not poor, not rich, not upstate, not the city. It's just a place where people live, complain about traffic, and then complain about the people who complain about traffic.
Long Island is not poor, it's just not rich, and people still complain about it like it is.
People from Long Island don’t get why people think we’re part of the city. We’re just not.
If you say Long Island is upstate, I'll call you a fucking idiot and I'll do it in front of everyone.