A Long Island

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A Long Island is a hot girl who looks like she just came from a bar and not from a dinner table. She's the kind of girl you drink with, not the one you bring home to your mom.

My cousin is a Long Island, she's hot but her hair looks like it was styled by a drunk raccoon.

I dated a Long Island once, turned out she was just a regular girl who lied about her credit score.

My friend's ex is a Long Island, she used to drink Long Island Iced Teas in her pajamas at 2 AM.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

If you're from Long Island, you know where the LIE ends, you know who's the best deli in town, and you know the difference between a 7-11 and a deli that’s actually worth your time.

My mom says she’s from Long Island, but she doesn’t know where the LIE ends, she just drives until she gets lost.

I know where the best deli is, and it’s not at the mall.

My cousin claims he's from Long Island, but he can’t even tell me the difference between a 7-11 and a real deli.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Long Island is all cars, sprawl, and suburban nonsense. You live in a town called Hicksville and it doesn’t bother you. The Hamptons are just a bunch of rich people pretending they live in a movie.

My town is Hicksville, and I’m proud. Some people think it’s a joke, but I know it's a vibe.

The Hamptons are just a bunch of people who think they're rich and they’re probably related to each other.

I’ve seen people take a 2-hour drive just to go to the Hamptons and it's just to pretend they’re famous.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Long Island is not poor, not rich, not upstate, not the city. It's just a place where people live, complain about traffic, and then complain about the people who complain about traffic.

Long Island is not poor, it's just not rich, and people still complain about it like it is.

People from Long Island don’t get why people think we’re part of the city. We’re just not.

If you say Long Island is upstate, I'll call you a fucking idiot and I'll do it in front of everyone.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Long Island has two counties, two kinds of people: rich kids who go to fancy schools, and everyone else who just wants to get out of the house and survive the traffic.

Nassau County is all rich kids and their fancy schools. Suffolk County is just everyone else.

I went to a fancy school in Nassau and I had to walk to class because my car broke down again.

I know someone who went to a fancy school and now he's just working at a gas station in the middle of nowhere.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Long Island is where you live, you hate the traffic, you love the beaches, and you just want to get out of your house and not be around your family.

I live in Long Island, and I hate the traffic. It’s like the only thing I do every day.

I love the beaches, but I also love the fact that I can walk to the beach from my house.

I just want to get out of my house, but I also want to see my family every day.

by Slangipedia 15d ago