A Log Just Hit the Fire Door

I was in the middle of a meeting when I felt it hit me, I had to run to the nearest exit before I exploded.

My boss just said 'A log just hit the fire door' and I knew I had to leave before I ruined the carpet.

I tried to hold it in during the presentation, but it was like a mini-blast from my ass.

I was about to eat my lunch when I heard the screams of my stomach, it was war time.

At the airport, I thought I could make it to the plane, but I was wrong. My guts had other plans.

I tried to ignore it, but my bowels were like a kid who just got grounded, they weren’t going down without a fight.

I was in the middle of a TikTok dance when my body gave me the ultimate side-eye and said, 'I’m going now.'

During the final round of the game show, my guts decided to take over and I had to leave mid-question.

I was about to ask for a raise, but my bowels had other ideas, I left before I could even say 'hello.'

I was mid-sentence during my speech when my guts just said, 'I’m done, I’m going now.'

I tried to finish my coffee, but my guts had a different plan and I left before I could even take a sip.

During the Zoom call, my guts were like, 'This is boring, I’m going to the nearest toilet.'

I was about to win the game when my body threw a fit and I had to leave mid-victory.

During my favorite part of the movie, my guts said, 'I’m going now, enjoy the rest of it.'

I was about to finish my burger when my body decided to take over and I had to run to the nearest restroom.

My guts started a mutiny right in the middle of my workday, I had no choice but to surrender.

During the final question of the trivia night, my guts said, 'We’re taking over, you’re going to the toilet.'

I was about to finish my presentation when my guts took over and I had to leave mid-sentence.