A Lollipop

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A lollipop is when a guy steals a girl's cherry and then acts like he's doing her a favor.
He said it was a lollipop, but I felt like I got hit by a truck.
My first lollipop was during gym class. I didn't even know what it was.
He called it a lollipop. I called it a violation of my rights.
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When some idiot breaks into your Facebook and posts dumb stuff like asking for a lollipop or saying they like poop.
My Facebook said, 'Does anyone have a lollipop?' I had no idea what was going on.
My ex posted, 'I like poop,' and I had to leave the room.
My Facebook was hacked and said, 'I want a lollipop and a taco.' I didn't even know tacos were involved.
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A lollipop is when you stick your hand up someone's ass, make a fist, and rip it out like it's a pop machine.
He did a lollipop on me and I got a bruise on my leg.
She did a lollipop on my friend and he screamed like a girl.
My brother did a lollipop on my dog and the dog ran away.
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A lollipop is a stupid way to wear a candy on your shirt like you're trying to be cool.
My friend wore a lollipop on his shirt and got called a faggot.
I wore a lollipop on my shirt and got picked on during lunch.
My little brother wore a lollipop on his shirt and got laughed at by everyone.
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A lollipop is a cold, bitter, snotty, mean-ass woman who thinks she's the best.
My mom is a lollipop and she yells at me every day.
My teacher is a lollipop and she gives me the worst grades.
My cousin is a lollipop and she eats my snacks.
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A lollipop is when you suck on a candy and then stick it on a woman's private parts to make sex taste better and smell less like a sewer.
He used a lollipop on me and I felt like I was eating a taco.
She used a lollipop on her boyfriend and he was so happy.
My brother used a lollipop on his girlfriend and it was the best day ever.
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A lollipop is a candy on a stick and also the funnest thing in the world.
I love lollipops because they taste like happiness.
My favorite lollipop is the red one with the blue stripe.
I got a lollipop and I felt like a million bucks.
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