A Lollipop
When some idiot breaks into your Facebook and posts dumb stuff like asking for a lollipop or saying they like poop.
My Facebook said, 'Does anyone have a lollipop?' I had no idea what was going on.
My ex posted, 'I like poop,' and I had to leave the room.
My Facebook was hacked and said, 'I want a lollipop and a taco.' I didn't even know tacos were involved.