Discover Slang

A Total Peppy
A peppy is someone who’s like a super Jason but with more energy and less brain cells.
My cousin is a peppy. He talks nonstop and thinks he’s the main character of a movie.
My teacher called me a peppy because I kept singing during math class.
My dog is a peppy. He barks at the mailman like he’s going to fight him.
A Total Peppy
A peppy is someone who’s so full of energy they could power a whole school.
My neighbor is a peppy. He jumps up and down every time he sees a cat.
My friend is a peppy. She dances in the hallway during lunch.
My brother is a peppy. He talks to his toys and yells at the TV.
A Total Peppy
A peppy is someone who thinks they’re the cool kid but are just really loud.
My classmate is a peppy. She wears neon clothes and talks too much.
My little brother is a peppy. He screams when he’s excited.
My mom is a peppy. She sings in the shower and talks to the plants.
A Total McKenzie
A Total McKenzie is a girl who thinks she’s a big shot just because she has 500 followers. She’ll brag about it nonstop like it’s the best thing ever and act like she’s better than you.
Hey, did you see my new post? I have 500 followers now! You're still at 200, loser.
I’m famous! I have 500 followers! You’re just a nobody.
I’m going to rub my 500 followers in your face every single day.
A Total McKenzie
A Total McKenzie is someone who does something stupid and thinks it’s totally cool because she’s got 500 followers.
I posted a selfie at 3 a. m. and got 5 likes. I’m famous now.
I told my followers I’m a celebrity. They believed me.
I’m going to sleep at 1 a. m. because I’m too famous to sleep earlier.
A Total McKenzie
A Total McKenzie is a girl who thinks she’s awesome just because she has 500 followers and will tell everyone she knows about it.
I told my mom I’m famous. She said I’m not. I proved her wrong with my 500 followers.
I have 500 followers. You have 10. I’m way better than you.
I’m going to post a selfie every day until I have 1000 followers.
A Total McKenzie
A Total McKenzie is a girl who acts like she’s super important just because she has 500 followers and won’t stop talking about it.
I have 500 followers. I’m better than you. You have 200. That’s not even close.
I told my best friend I’m famous. She didn’t believe me. Now I’m telling everyone.
I’m going to post a picture of my cat and say it’s famous.
A Total McKenzie
A Total McKenzie is a girl who’s convinced she’s a big deal because she has 500 followers and won’t stop bragging about it.
I have 500 followers. I’m a star. You’re just a nobody.
I told my teacher I’m famous. She said I’m not. I proved her wrong.
I’m going to post a picture of my lunch and say it’s famous.
A Total McKenzie
A Total McKenzie is someone who thinks she’s a big deal just because she has 500 followers and can’t stop telling everyone.
I have 500 followers. I’m amazing. You’re not.
I told my dad I’m famous. He said I’m not. Now I’m telling everyone.
I’m going to post a picture of my dog and say it’s famous.
A Tortiham
A hamster that thinks it's a giant turtle and you yell it at the airport when your flight is delayed and your laundry is stuck in the drier
I just screamed 'A Tortiham' at the airport because my flight got canceled and my socks are still in the dryer.
My hamster thinks it's a turtle and I’m not going to take it anymore.
When your laundry is stuck and your flight is late, you just yell 'A Tortiham' at the sky.
A Tortiham
A confused hamster that thinks it’s a turtle and you use it as a curse word when your life is falling apart and the dryer is being a jerk
My life is a mess and my dryer is being a jerk, so I just said 'A Tortiham' to my mom.
That hamster thinks it's a turtle and I’m not even mad anymore.
When the dryer eats your pants and your life is a disaster, you yell 'A Tortiham' at the wall.
A Tortiham
A hamster that wants to be a turtle and you scream it at the airport and the laundry drier when your life is going down the drain
I screamed 'A Tortiham' at the airport because my flight was canceled and my dryer was being a monster.
My hamster wants to be a turtle and I’m just along for the ride.
When your life is falling apart, you just yell 'A Tortiham' at the dryer like it’s your enemy.
A Torta
A huge Hispanic lady who wears black leggings, big hoop earrings, a sweaty wife beater, and Nike sandals. She eats Cheetos for breakfast and drinks mango Arizona like it’s water. She yells 'foo' like it’s her full name.
Foo! I just ate six Cheetos and I’m not even done yet.
My leggings are tighter than my ex’s promises.
I’m not fat, I’m just extra.
A Torta
A woman so big she could bench press a whole pizza. She’s like the human version of a burrito.
I weigh more than my brother’s car.
I don’t need a mirror, I know I’m ugly.
I’m not fat, I’m just comfortable.
A Torta
The one fat girl who thinks she’s the main character. She posts pictures of her butt on Instagram and expects all the likes.
My butt is famous, and it’s not even a flex.
I take 100 selfies before I post one.
My Instagram is just my butt and my Cheetos.
A Torta
A super fat Mexican or Hispanic lady who thinks she’s hot. She’s like the XL version of a gordita, but with more confidence and fewer regrets.
I’m not fat, I’m just extra hot.
I wear my XL clothes like they’re couture.
My butt is smoother than my ex’s lies.
A Torta
A delicious Mexican sandwich with beef, avocado, cheese, and a brioche roll that’s so good it could make a torta jealous.
This sandwich is better than my ex.
I could eat this every day and still be fat.
This tastes like heaven, and I’m not lying.
A Topping
A guy who likes to be on top and let others take the brunt of the work. He's the one who gets the glory and lets the other guy do all the heavy lifting.
'He’s a real top, always sitting on top while I’m stuck doing all the work.'
'That guy’s a top, he just rides and enjoys the ride.'
'He’s such a top, I swear he doesn’t even know how to do the basics.'
A Topping
When someone sucks another guy off like it's their last meal. They're eating it up and not even thinking about the consequences.
'He gave the best top top, it was like he was eating a whole pizza.'
'She’s a top top machine, she never stops.'
'He did a top top so fast, I swear he was about to pass out.'
A Topping
A stupid way to say good morning. It’s like someone tried to be fancy and ended up sounding like a bad poet.
'Top top? I’m not even awake yet.'
'He said top top like he was trying to impress the whole class.'
'Top top? That’s the worst greeting I’ve ever heard.'
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