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A alphabet lore
A series made by Mike Salcedo. It's cool, but also weird and confusing.
A series made by Mike Salcedo. It's cool, but also weird and confusing.
A series made by Mike Salcedo. It's cool, but also weird and confusing.
A series made by Mike Salcedo. It's cool, but also weird and confusing.
A alphabet lore
A story where letters are characters. It’s the best thing ever and it’s not even close to being good.
A story where letters are characters. It’s the best thing ever and it’s not even close to being good.
A story where letters are characters. It’s the best thing ever and it’s not even close to being good.
A story where letters are characters. It’s the best thing ever and it’s not even close to being good.
A alphabet lore
Something that became popular because people started shipping letters. It’s the worst thing ever and no one should care.
Something that became popular because people started shipping letters. It’s the worst thing ever and no one should care.
Something that became popular because people started shipping letters. It’s the worst thing ever and no one should care.
Something that became popular because people started shipping letters. It’s the worst thing ever and no one should care.
A alphabet lore
It’s a YouTube video about letters doing weird stuff. Some people think it’s good, but they’re all crazy.
It’s a YouTube video about letters doing weird stuff. Some people think it’s good, but they’re all crazy.
It’s a YouTube video about letters doing weird stuff. Some people think it’s good, but they’re all crazy.
It’s a YouTube video about letters doing weird stuff. Some people think it’s good, but they’re all crazy.
A alphabet lore
Something kids love, but it’s actually amazing and not just a fad.
Something kids love, but it’s actually amazing and not just a fad.
Something kids love, but it’s actually amazing and not just a fad.
Something kids love, but it’s actually amazing and not just a fad.
A alphabet lore
Alphabet lore is the stupidest thing ever. It’s just letters doing weird stuff, and people think it’s cool.
Alphabet lore is the stupidest thing ever. It’s just letters doing weird stuff, and people think it’s cool.
Alphabet lore is the stupidest thing ever. It’s just letters doing weird stuff, and people think it’s cool.
Alphabet lore is the stupidest thing ever. It’s just letters doing weird stuff, and people think it’s cool.
A [blarney stone]
Blarney Stone is when you blow so hard into a condom it feels like it’s gonna pop, then you tie it to a rope, hang it over a cliff, and use it to poke people like a dick-shaped torture device.
My cousin tried to blow into a condom like it was a competition. It looked like he was trying to blow up a balloon and a firework at the same time.
The guy at the bar used a frozen condom as a dildo. I swear it looked like it was trying to escape.
My brother used a rope and a condom to torture his girlfriend. It was like a medieval punishment, but with more cum.
A [blarney stone]
It’s a rock sticking out of a castle in Ireland, and tourists go and kiss it like it’s the last thing they’ll ever do.
My aunt kissed the Blarney Stone and then told me she could talk her way out of a prison sentence.
My cousin’s friend kissed the stone and now he thinks he can convince a chicken to lay an egg at midnight.
My uncle kissed the Blarney Stone and then tried to flirt with a statue. It was weird.
A [blarney stone]
It’s a stone in Ireland that tourists kiss to get good at talking, but locals laugh at them because kids pee on it every day.
My friend kissed the stone and now he talks so much he’s like a broken parrot on a caffeine high.
My cousin kissed the Blarney Stone and then tried to convince his dog that it was a rockstar.
My brother kissed the Blarney Stone and now he’s trying to convince my mom that he’s a wizard.
A [blarney stone]
A position where one person is lying on a bed with their head hanging off, and the other person is standing in front of them, like they’re about to do a plank and a blowjob at the same time.
My friend tried the Blarney Stone position and looked like he was about to fall off the bed and into the void.
My cousin’s girlfriend tried the position and looked like she was about to faint from the effort.
My brother tried the position and then fell off the bed and landed on the floor like a broken robot.
A [blarney stone]
When you sit on the toilet and feel a cold, hard porcelain thing at the end of your dick, like it’s trying to give you a reminder that you’re not in a fancy restaurant.
My friend sat on the toilet and looked like he was being tortured by a porcelain monster.
My cousin sat on the toilet and screamed like he was being chased by a ghost.
My brother sat on the toilet and looked like he had just been sentenced to a lifetime of bathroom puns.
A [blarney stone]
Blarney Stone is when you kiss a rock and then talk so much it’s like you’ve got a mouth full of silver coins and a tongue that can convince a dead man to come back just to listen to you.
My friend kissed the Blarney Stone and now he talks so much he’s like a broken radio that won’t shut up.
My cousin kissed the Blarney Stone and now he can convince a chicken to lay an egg at midnight.
My brother kissed the Blarney Stone and now he’s trying to convince my mom that he’s a wizard.
A [blarney stone]
It’s when you kiss a rock and then you talk so much it’s like you’ve got a mouth full of silver coins and a tongue that can charm the devil himself.
My friend kissed the Blarney Stone and now he can talk his way out of a prison sentence.
My cousin kissed the Blarney Stone and now he can convince a chicken to lay an egg at midnight.
My brother kissed the Blarney Stone and now he thinks he can convince a dead man to come back just to listen to him.
A Zucker
Making up stupid words and confusing menus so your users spill all their secrets like a drunk kid at a sleepover.
You click on a button that says 'Accept All' and suddenly your ex's cat is following you on Instagram.
You thought you were just logging in, but now your mom's phone is sending you texts.
You signed up for a free app and now you're paying for six different subscriptions you don't know about.
A Zucker
A fucker. Jeff Zucker is the dumbest motherfucker on TV, and he’s been on TV for like 20 years.
He thinks a news broadcast is a game show.
He tried to make a weather report sound like a horror movie.
He took a serious moment and turned it into a joke about his pants.
A Zucker
Throwing some kind of pill or liquid into a girl's drink from across the room like you're trying to murder her.
He threw a roofie into her smoothie like he was trying to kill her at a coffee shop.
He sneaked a pill into her soda at the mall food court.
He tossed a mystery liquid into her cup from the other side of the bus.
A Zucker
You thought you'd just check Facebook for five minutes and now it's 7 p. m. and you're still eating lunch.
You opened Facebook to see what your ex was up to and now you're eating cold pizza at 7 p. m.
You checked your news feed once and now it's 6:45 p. m. and you're still at work.
You opened Facebook for a second and now it's 7:12 p. m. and you're still at the office.
A Zucker
A villager won’t leave your island because they like it too much, even though you’re trying to get rid of them.
You told them they could leave, but they stayed because they liked your island too much.
They wouldn’t leave even when you gave them free stuff.
They ignored your warnings and stayed because your island was the best.
A Zucker
You win every hand you didn’t play in poker, and the loser acts like he would’ve won if he stayed in.
He folded and said he would’ve won if he stayed in.
He lost and said he would’ve beaten you if he hadn’t folded.
He folded and then explained how he would’ve won if he hadn’t folded.
A Zucker
When your business partner steals your ideas, time, and money, and then acts like they’re the hero of the story.
He took your idea and made it his own, then acted like he was the genius.
He used your time and money, then said he was the one who made it happen.
He gave you credit but took the profit and acted like you were a sidekick.
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