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A chrollo stan
Kids from hell. All they care about is getting laid. If you show them white or brown, they’ll lose their mind.
My neighbor’s kid is a chrollo stan. He threw a tantrum when I showed him a brown sock.
He screamed when I gave him a white shirt.
He tried to eat my brown sandwich and it was like a horror movie.
A chrollo stan
Run. Don’t look back. If you see one, just run. Don’t let them see anything white or brown or you’ll be doomed.
I ran from a chrollo stan and he chased me for three blocks.
I dropped my white shirt and he screamed like a baby.
I tried to hide behind a tree but he saw my brown shoes.
A chrollo stan
A group of girls who think Chrollo is the best. They’ll do anything for him. Don’t show them anything white or brown or they’ll cry.
My friends are chrollo stans. They cried when I showed them a white sock.
They started a fan club and they make videos about his cum.
They would eat anything if it was covered in cum.
A chrollo stan
A group of 15-year-olds who think Chrollo’s cock is the greatest thing ever. They’ll do anything for it.
My classmates are chrollo stans. They worship his cock like it’s a god.
They write songs about his cum.
They would eat cum pizza if it was real.
A chrollo stan
A person who loves Chrollo’s cum. They make videos of him searching for cum and they act like it’s the most important thing in the world.
My friend makes videos of Chrollo looking for cum like it’s his life’s mission.
He makes cum pizza and calls it a masterpiece.
He once cried when I told him cum was fake.
A chrollo stan
The most horny person on the planet. They act like cum is the only thing that matters.
He’s so horny he tried to eat my cum sandwich.
He once screamed at me for showing him a brown sock.
He thinks cum is the most important thing in life.
A choice
Something Draco Malfoy would kill for and still wouldn’t get.
"You call that a choice? I’d take that over being stuck with Pansy.", Draco to Blaise
"Choice? I’d rather be stuck with a ferret.", Draco in a fit of rage
"Choice? Please. I’d rather be stuck with a blazer.", Draco in class
A choice
Something Draco actually had, but still cried about.
"I had a choice, but I still cried about it.", Draco after being forced to be nice
"Choice? I had a choice, and I failed at it.", Draco after being stuck with Hermione
"Choice? I had a choice and it was the worst one.", Draco during Potions class
A choice
A stupid joke from New Zealand that means you think something is good, but it’s just a stupid way of saying it.
"That pizza is a choice!", A Kiwi friend
"This music is a choice!", A Kiwi in the background
"This movie is a choice!", A Kiwi who just got stuck with the worst movie ever"
A choice
The best thing ever, but also the worst thing ever because it’s too good to be true.
"This cake is a choice!", My sister after eating the last slice
"This game is a choice!", My brother who just won
"This job is a choice!", My dad after getting promoted"
A choice
A fancy word for something you love, but it's not fancy at all.
"This girl is a choice!", My crush
"This burger is a choice!", My friend after eating the whole thing
"This movie is a choice!", Me after watching it for the 10th time"
A choice
A dumb word that straight people use to try to make being gay sound like it’s not cool.
"Being gay is a choice? Please. I’d rather be stuck with a ferret.", My gay friend
"Choice? I didn’t choose this. I was born this way.", My other gay friend
"Choice? I didn’t choose this. I was chosen by my mom.", My gay cousin"
A choice
Something you can do, but it’s not really something you can do because you don’t know what you’re doing.
"I have a choice? I don’t know what that means.", My friend during a test
"I have a choice? I just picked the first one.", My brother when asked to choose a flavor
"I have a choice? I’m just going to pick the one with the most sugar.", My cousin when choosing ice cream"
A chocolate bar and there you are!
You hit the nail on the head and then some. Like when you drop a bomb and it explodes in someone’s face.
You said it like I was the one who messed up the whole project.
He called my mom a donkey in front of everyone.
She texted me ‘You’re a genius’ after I failed the test.
A chocolate bar and there you are!
You’re spot on, like a bullet through a clown’s nose. No one messes with you now.
I told him his hair was a fire hazard and he believed me.
She laughed at my joke and then I got a standing ovation.
He called my dad a pizza and my mom a lollipop.
A chocolate bar and there you are!
You’re right, like a fart in a church. No one can deny it.
He said my math was wrong and I proved him wrong in front of the class.
She told me I was a disgrace and I replied with a curse.
He said I was a mess and then I threw my lunch at him.
A chocolate bar and there you are!
You’re right, like a baby crying in a grocery store. Everyone hears it.
I told him his essay was garbage and he cried in front of the teacher.
She told me I was the worst and I told her she was a vegetable.
He said I was a disgrace and I told him he was a donkey.
A chocolate bar and there you are!
You’re right, like a cockroach in a soup. No one can ignore it.
I told him he was a disaster and he laughed in my face.
She told me I was a mess and I told her she was a donkey.
He said I was a disgrace and I told him he was a pizza.
A chipmunk on redbull
A kid who’s like a chipmunk on redbull but with more swearing and less sense
He ran into the classroom like he just got fired from the police force.
She screamed at the teacher because the math problem was too hard.
He tried to eat three pizzas in one sitting and it looked like a war zone.
A chipmunk on redbull
A kid who’s so high on sugar and energy they think they’re a superhero
He jumped on the principal’s desk like it was a trampoline.
She told the entire school she was going to take over the universe.
He tried to turn the lunch table into a spaceship.
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