Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Something Draco Malfoy would kill for and still wouldn’t get.

"You call that a choice? I’d take that over being stuck with Pansy.", Draco to Blaise

"Choice? I’d rather be stuck with a ferret.", Draco in a fit of rage

"Choice? Please. I’d rather be stuck with a blazer.", Draco in class

2

Something Draco actually had, but still cried about.

"I had a choice, but I still cried about it.", Draco after being forced to be nice

"Choice? I had a choice, and I failed at it.", Draco after being stuck with Hermione

"Choice? I had a choice and it was the worst one.", Draco during Potions class

3

A stupid joke from New Zealand that means you think something is good, but it’s just a stupid way of saying it.

"That pizza is a choice!", A Kiwi friend

"This music is a choice!", A Kiwi in the background

"This movie is a choice!", A Kiwi who just got stuck with the worst movie ever"

4

The best thing ever, but also the worst thing ever because it’s too good to be true.

"This cake is a choice!", My sister after eating the last slice

"This game is a choice!", My brother who just won

"This job is a choice!", My dad after getting promoted"

5

A fancy word for something you love, but it's not fancy at all.

"This girl is a choice!", My crush

"This burger is a choice!", My friend after eating the whole thing

"This movie is a choice!", Me after watching it for the 10th time"

6

A dumb word that straight people use to try to make being gay sound like it’s not cool.

"Being gay is a choice? Please. I’d rather be stuck with a ferret.", My gay friend

"Choice? I didn’t choose this. I was born this way.", My other gay friend

"Choice? I didn’t choose this. I was chosen by my mom.", My gay cousin"

7

Something you can do, but it’s not really something you can do because you don’t know what you’re doing.

"I have a choice? I don’t know what that means.", My friend during a test

"I have a choice? I just picked the first one.", My brother when asked to choose a flavor

"I have a choice? I’m just going to pick the one with the most sugar.", My cousin when choosing ice cream"