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A politic
A politic is when you have too many ticks, and they’re all annoying and hungry, and they bite you at the worst times.
Tweet: 'I have 10 ticks on my leg and I’m still wearing socks.'
Text: 'Why is my dog covered in ticks? He’s like a tick infestation in a dog suit.'
DM: 'I’m not going outside. I have 20 ticks in my pants.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A politic
A politic is when you look for trouble, find it, and then punch it in the face with the wrong hand.
Text: 'I found a problem. Now I’m solving it with my left hand. That’s not working.'
Tweet: 'I diagnosed my problem wrong. Now I’m wearing a bandage and crying.'
DM: 'I found trouble. Now I’m stuck with it and a broken nose.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A politic
A politic is the fastest way to go from having friends to having no friends and a lot of regrets.
Tweet: 'I lost my friends and now I have no life.'
Text: 'I said the worst thing ever. Now I’m alone.'
DM: 'I got kicked out of the group chat. I don’t know why.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A politic
A politic is when life gives you two options, and both are terrible, but one of them acts like it's the best thing ever.
Tweet: 'Life gave me two options. Both are garbage. One of them is bragging about it.'
Text: 'I had to choose between two bad things. Now I hate both.'
DM: 'I had to pick between two terrible choices. Now I’m confused and mad.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A politic
A politic is when you lie to people just to make your side look good, even if you're all wrong.
Tweet: 'I’m lying to make my group look good. I’m not proud of it.'
Text: 'We’re all wrong, but I’m still lying to look better.'
DM: 'I told a lie. Now I’m the hero of the group. I hate it.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A politic
A politic is when you have many ticks, and they’re all annoying and hungry and they don’t stop biting.
Tweet: 'I have so many ticks. They’re like a family of ticks living in my hair.'
Text: 'I got 10 ticks in my pants. I’m not going anywhere.'
DM: 'I have ticks. They’re attacking me and I’m not happy.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A poke in the eye with a sharp stick
Getting yelled at by your mom for burning the toast and then eating it while she’s still yelling.
My mom screamed at me for burning the toast and then I ate it like it was a trophy.
He burnt the pancakes and then ate them while his dad was yelling at him.
She burnt the bagel and then took a bite while her brother was still shouting.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A poke in the eye with a sharp stick
When your friend tries to be cool but ends up looking like a fool because of a bad decision.
My friend tried to be cool by wearing sunglasses inside and looked like a lost alien.
She tried to be cool by talking to the ceiling and it didn’t work.
He tried to be cool by doing a dance in the middle of the street and no one watched.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A poke in the eye with a sharp stick
Being the last one picked for a team and then getting stuck with the worst job.
I was the last one picked and then I got stuck with cleaning the gym floor.
He was the last one picked and ended up having to do the garbage duty.
She was picked last and got stuck with the most annoying task.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A poke in the eye with a sharp stick
Getting a paper cut and then realizing you have to write an essay with your blood.
I got a paper cut and then had to write my essay with blood.
He got a paper cut and had to write the report with his finger.
She got a paper cut and had to write the whole test with her thumb.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A poke in the eye with a sharp stick
Trying to look tough but ending up looking like a baby because of your outfit.
He tried to look tough but wore a neon shirt and looked like a baby.
She tried to look tough but wore a tutu and looked like a kid.
They tried to look tough but wore pajamas and looked like they were in a sleepover.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A poke in the eye with a sharp stick
Being the one who forgot the group project and then had to do all the work alone.
I forgot the group project and had to do everything by myself.
He forgot the group project and ended up doing all the work.
She forgot the group project and had to do it all on her own.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A pokey thingy
It’s a stick that hot girls use to poke you when they’re feeling extra mean and lazy. Also called a stabby thingy if they’re feeling dramatic.
My ex used the pokey thingy to poke me in the face during lunch.
She called it a stabby thingy because she wanted to feel important.
He used the pokey thingy to annoy me during math class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A pokey thingy
That tiny pointy thing on top of umbrellas. It’s basically a stick that wants to poke you in the eye.
That umbrella has a pokey thingy that looks like it wants to stab me.
The pokey thingy on her umbrella was way too aggressive.
He walked into the pokey thingy and cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A pluto
To give someone or something the boot because they don’t measure up, like poor Pluto got when some scientists decided it wasn’t cool enough to be a planet anymore.
My teacher gave me the boot because I forgot my homework.
They demoted the king because he couldn’t fight anymore.
My dog got the boot because he ate my shoes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A pluto
To pluto someone is to punch them down a few rungs of the ladder, like what happened to Pluto when it got moved from the planet list to the dwarf planet list.
My mom punched me down a few rungs of the ladder because I didn’t clean my room.
The boss punched the intern down the ladder because he spilled coffee on the boss.
Pluto got punched down because it was too small.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A pluto
Pluto used to be a planet, but some scientists decided to make it a dwarf planet because it didn’t fit their fancy new rules. It’s like being told you’re not cool enough to hang out with the cool kids.
My friend got told he wasn’t cool enough to hang out with the cool kids.
My dog got told he wasn’t a good dog anymore.
I got told I wasn’t a real student anymore.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A pluto
A girl named Pluto is a strong, confident lady who knows she’s got value, even if some scientists said she wasn’t a real planet.
My friend Pluto is super confident and knows she’s got value.
Pluto doesn’t care what scientists say about her.
Pluto is my favorite girl because she’s bold and confident.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A pluto
Pluto is a rejected loner planet, a dog from Mickey Mouse, and also your mom. It’s like being the weird kid who gets picked on in school.
Pluto is my mom and also a dog from Mickey Mouse.
Pluto is the weird kid in school who gets picked on.
Pluto is the rejected loner who nobody likes.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A pluto
Pluto is a tiny rock that got tricked into thinking it was a planet, only for scientists to drop a bomb on it and tell it it was just a dwarf planet.
Pluto got tricked into thinking it was a planet.
I got tricked into thinking I was a rock.
The scientist dropped a bomb on Pluto and told it it was just a dwarf planet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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