A politic - A politic is when you have too many ticks, and they’re all a

A politic is when you have too many ticks, and they’re all annoying and hungry, and they bite you at the worst times.

Tweet: 'I have 10 ticks on my leg and I’m still wearing socks.'

Text: 'Why is my dog covered in ticks? He’s like a tick infestation in a dog suit.'

DM: 'I’m not going outside. I have 20 ticks in my pants.'