A politic - A politic is when you look for trouble, find it, and then pu

A politic is when you look for trouble, find it, and then punch it in the face with the wrong hand.

Text: 'I found a problem. Now I’m solving it with my left hand. That’s not working.'

Tweet: 'I diagnosed my problem wrong. Now I’m wearing a bandage and crying.'

DM: 'I found trouble. Now I’m stuck with it and a broken nose.'