You text like crazy and hit on each other all day but you won't actually date. One person is too chicken, holy, or shy to ask the other out. They keep making you go crazy with flirts but never say anything. You end up feeling like a punchline.
'Hey, I just saw you at the store. You look hot.', 3 times a day, every day.
'I can't believe you still don't get my vibes. I'm right in front of you.'
'You know I like you, right? Why won't you just ask me out? I'm tired of this game.'
You fight like cats and dogs, yell at each other for hours, then act like lovebirds for 5 minutes. Then it starts all over again. This whole mess came from the Jersey Shore, where people are basically just drama machines.
'You’re the worst! You never listen to me!', then 5 minutes later, they're making out in the car.
'I swear, if you don’t stop being a brat, I’ll leave you.', 30 seconds later, they’re texting each other flirty messages.'
'We’re fine. We’re totally fine. Why are you crying? I didn’t mean that!', then they start arguing again.'
A sad man thinks Tinder will save him, but it just makes him realize how bad he is at relationships, like a kid who thinks he’s going to win the lottery but ends up getting a participation trophy
He swiped right on 100 girls and still ended up alone, like a kid who thought he’d win the lottery.
He thought Tinder would help, but it just made him realize he’s not getting any love.
He swiped right on 50 people and still ended up sad, like a kid who got a participation trophy.
A sad man is a hot-headed Guyanese man who’s ready to fight, like a guy who just got told he’s not getting any snacks and is now ready to punch the world
He got angry so fast, he looked like he was going to punch the sky.
He was so ready to fight, he looked like he was going to take on the entire school.
He got so mad, he looked like he was going to punch the vending machine.