A sailor of anal ports

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A guy who’s always sniffing around other guys’ butts like they’re a treasure map.

He’s been checking out every guy in the bar like they’re the last donut on the plate.

He asked me if I wanted to go on a ‘butt cruise’ with him.

He followed that guy to the restroom and never came back.

A guy who thinks your butt is a vacation spot and he’s the tour guide.

He told me he was coming to my house to ‘visit the main attraction.’

He asked if I had a ‘back entrance’ for him to use.

He said he wanted to ‘map out the terrain’ of my butt.

A guy who would rather plug his face into your butt than plug his phone into the charger.

He stuck his face in my butt like it was a lollipop.

He said he was ‘charging his battery’ with my butt.

He asked if I wanted to ‘share the plug’ with him.