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I named my friend's pet 'The Supreme Ruler of My Life' and now my friend is laughing at me.

I put an inside joke about my math teacher and now my teacher is following me.

I named my friend's cousin 'The Supreme Leader of My Confusion' and now my friend is mad at me.

I named my dog 'Steve' and now I regret everything.

My name is 'Josh' and I am not cool.

I typed my name and it just said 'okay'.

My name is ‘Kevin’ and I am literally the most average person ever.

I’m named ‘Lisa’ and I have no personality.

I was named ‘Mark’ and I just live with it.

I named myself ‘God’ and now I think I’m actually God.

I called my name ‘King’ and now I walk around like I own everything.

I put my name on a definition and now I think I’m perfect.

My name is ‘Bob’ and I am the greatest person who ever lived.

I have a name called ‘Frank’ and I think I’m a hero.

My name is ‘Joe’ and I'm pretty much a god.

My name is ‘Chad’ and I am the most amazing person in the world.

I’m named ‘Taylor’ and I’m basically perfect.

My name is ‘Alex’ and I have no idea why I’m so cool.

My name is ‘Steve’ and I think I’m a god.

I named myself ‘Kevin’ and now I feel powerful.

I called my name ‘Liam’ and I think I’m legendary.

I made a definition for my name and now I think I’m super cool.

My name is ‘Jordan’ and I’m basically a rockstar.

I defined my name and now I think I’m the best person ever.

My mom walked in on my uncle and his friend. I swear it was the best Christmas ever.

I told my grandma I wanted a naked woman and a bottle of whisky. She said she’d bring me a naked man and a bottle of wine.

My brother’s Christmas list had 'naked woman and a bottle of whisky' for 12 years straight.

I told Santa I wanted a naked woman and a bottle of whisky because my life was like a broken toaster.

My friend asked for that because he had a crush on his neighbor and hated algebra.

My cousin’s wish list was just that and 'a dog that eats homework'.

I told my dad I wanted that because he still uses a flip phone.

My sister made her parents feel like failures by asking for that and a pet dragon.

My brother’s wish list had that and 'a spaceship to Mars' because he was dramatic.

I kept thinking about that bad hair cut I got. It haunted me all day.

My brain kept yelling at me to eat pizza for dinner. I had no choice.

I couldn't stop thinking about that one dumb joke my friend told. It was everywhere.

I couldn't stop thinking about my crush. It was like they were in my head.

That dumb idea about robbing a bank kept popping up. I was going crazy.

I had that one idea about becoming a superhero and it wouldn't go away.

That idea about my failed math test was like a mosquito in my head.

I had that one idea about eating the whole cake and it wouldn't stop bugging me.

That thought about my dog eating my homework was stuck in my brain like glue.

Andy walked in, and my brain exploded. My mom started sobbing. I didn't even know why.

I saw Andy and immediately threw my math test in the trash. It was that bad.

Andy showed up, and my brain turned to jelly. My dog started howling.

Andy came in, and I knew my twin brother was jealous. He wasn't perfect enough.

Andy walked into the room, and my twin brother quit. He said he didn't want to be perfect anymore.

My twin brother saw Andy and started crying. He said he was no longer perfect.

Andy showed up, and my life became a mess. But it was a good mess.

I saw Andy, and my life fell apart. But I didn't mind.

Andy walked in, and my life became a total disaster. But it was worth it.

I met Andy, and I forgot my name. My face looked confused.

Andy walked in, and I forgot my name and my face. My dog looked proud.

I saw Andy, and I forgot my name. I even forgot my own mom.

Andy walked in, and my dog started bowing. He said Andy was a god.

I saw Andy, and my dog started barking at me. He said Andy was a god.

Andy showed up, and my dog started praying. He said Andy was a god.

My mom saw Andy and said he was better than me. I cried.

Andy came in, and my mom said he was better than me. I threw my lunch.

I met Andy, and my mom said he was better than me. I started crying in the shower.