A name of a friend

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The only thing that matters on Urban Dictionary anymore. Everyone else is just wasting their time.

I posted a definition about my mom and got 100 upvotes. My mom is not famous.

My dog is now a celebrity because I named him in a definition.

I got blocked for naming my neighbor's cat 'The Supreme Overlord of Snacks'.

I AM GOING TO NAME MY FRIENDS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

My friend is now called 'The Chosen One' because I named him in my definition.

I named my crush 'The Supreme Leader of My Heart' and now my crush is crying.

My mom named my dog 'The Great Pizza Eater of 2024' and now my dog is famous.

Everyone breaks this rule so much it might as well be a law that says 'you can name anyone you want and no one will care.'

I named my brother 'The King of All Video Games' and he didn’t even flinch.

My teacher named me 'The Worst Student in History' and I got 10 upvotes.

I named my cat 'The Supreme Ruler of My Lap' and now my cat has a following.

Urban Dictionary doesn't want you to name random people in your definitions. It’s annoying and rude.

I named my librarian 'The Queen of Books' and she sent me a warning message.

I named my barista 'The Supreme Coffee Master' and now I get extra foam in my coffee.

I named my neighbor 'The King of My Street' and now he sends me random DMs.

Stop putting random names in your definitions. It’s not cool and it’s not smart.

I posted a definition and named my friend’s cousin. Now my friend is mad at me.

I named my cousin’s pet 'The Supreme Ruler of My Life' and now my cousin is crying.

I named my uncle 'The Supreme Leader of My Family' and now he sends me daily messages.

About 40% of the people here break this rule. The other 60% are just watching it happen.

I named my math teacher 'The Supreme Leader of My Confusion' and my teacher didn’t even react.

I named my friend’s dog 'The Supreme Ruler of My Life' and now my friend is mad.

I named my neighbor’s kid 'The King of My Block' and now my neighbor is giving me a hard time.

We will laugh at you if you put inside jokes or random names in your definitions. Don’t make us do that.

I named my friend's pet 'The Supreme Ruler of My Life' and now my friend is laughing at me.

I put an inside joke about my math teacher and now my teacher is following me.

I named my friend's cousin 'The Supreme Leader of My Confusion' and now my friend is mad at me.