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To give someone or something the boot because they don’t measure up, like poor Pluto got when some scientists decided it wasn’t cool enough to be a planet anymore.
My teacher gave me the boot because I forgot my homework.
They demoted the king because he couldn’t fight anymore.
My dog got the boot because he ate my shoes.
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To pluto someone is to punch them down a few rungs of the ladder, like what happened to Pluto when it got moved from the planet list to the dwarf planet list.
My mom punched me down a few rungs of the ladder because I didn’t clean my room.
The boss punched the intern down the ladder because he spilled coffee on the boss.
Pluto got punched down because it was too small.
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Pluto used to be a planet, but some scientists decided to make it a dwarf planet because it didn’t fit their fancy new rules. It’s like being told you’re not cool enough to hang out with the cool kids.
My friend got told he wasn’t cool enough to hang out with the cool kids.
My dog got told he wasn’t a good dog anymore.
I got told I wasn’t a real student anymore.
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A girl named Pluto is a strong, confident lady who knows she’s got value, even if some scientists said she wasn’t a real planet.
My friend Pluto is super confident and knows she’s got value.
Pluto doesn’t care what scientists say about her.
Pluto is my favorite girl because she’s bold and confident.
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Pluto is a rejected loner planet, a dog from Mickey Mouse, and also your mom. It’s like being the weird kid who gets picked on in school.
Pluto is my mom and also a dog from Mickey Mouse.
Pluto is the weird kid in school who gets picked on.
Pluto is the rejected loner who nobody likes.
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Pluto is a tiny rock that got tricked into thinking it was a planet, only for scientists to drop a bomb on it and tell it it was just a dwarf planet.
Pluto got tricked into thinking it was a planet.
I got tricked into thinking I was a rock.
The scientist dropped a bomb on Pluto and told it it was just a dwarf planet.
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Pluto is a big ball of methane and nitrogen that was flexing as a planet for 80 years, until some scientists came and said it wasn’t cool enough and called it a dwarf planet.
Pluto was flexing as a planet for 80 years.
I was flexing in school for years until the teacher told me I wasn’t cool enough.
Pluto got called a dwarf planet because it wasn’t cool enough.
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