A poke in the eye with a sharp stick

Current Trending

2 views · Added 15d ago · 6 definitions

Getting yelled at by your mom for burning the toast and then eating it while she’s still yelling.

My mom screamed at me for burning the toast and then I ate it like it was a trophy.

He burnt the pancakes and then ate them while his dad was yelling at him.

She burnt the bagel and then took a bite while her brother was still shouting.

When your friend tries to be cool but ends up looking like a fool because of a bad decision.

My friend tried to be cool by wearing sunglasses inside and looked like a lost alien.

She tried to be cool by talking to the ceiling and it didn’t work.

He tried to be cool by doing a dance in the middle of the street and no one watched.

Being the last one picked for a team and then getting stuck with the worst job.

I was the last one picked and then I got stuck with cleaning the gym floor.

He was the last one picked and ended up having to do the garbage duty.

She was picked last and got stuck with the most annoying task.

Getting a paper cut and then realizing you have to write an essay with your blood.

I got a paper cut and then had to write my essay with blood.

He got a paper cut and had to write the report with his finger.

She got a paper cut and had to write the whole test with her thumb.

Trying to look tough but ending up looking like a baby because of your outfit.

He tried to look tough but wore a neon shirt and looked like a baby.

She tried to look tough but wore a tutu and looked like a kid.

They tried to look tough but wore pajamas and looked like they were in a sleepover.

Being the one who forgot the group project and then had to do all the work alone.

I forgot the group project and had to do everything by myself.

He forgot the group project and ended up doing all the work.

She forgot the group project and had to do it all on her own.