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A short thing
A little person who acts like they own the world. They're younger than 13 and will tell you they're the best at everything.
That short thing said he's the best at Fortnite. I told him he's not. He cried.
My brother's friend is a short thing. He said he’s going to be president when he grows up.
The short thing in my DMs said I’m ugly and called me a goblin.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A short thing
A tiny human that makes your brain hurt. They're under 13 and will not stop talking about their dumb video game.
My little brother is a short thing. He plays his video game and won't let me touch it.
That short thing in my class talks about Pokémon nonstop and won't stop.
The short thing in my group chat keeps sending me memes about his dog. It’s annoying.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shocking surprise
A shocking surprise is when your mom pulls out a hair dryer and sticks it up your butt while you're taking a dump. It feels like your anus is on fire and your brain is screaming.
My mom did this to me during math class. I got a B+ because I was too distracted by the shock.
My brother used a hair dryer on my dad during Thanksgiving dinner. It was the best part of the meal.
My cousin tried this on her crush. He fainted and spilled his soda on her shirt.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shocking surprise
A shocking surprise happens when your girl friend grabs a toaster and shoves it up your butt while you're eating breakfast. It’s like your butt is getting a crispy surprise.
My girlfriend did this to me while I was eating waffles. I now eat waffles with a side of shock.
My boy friend tried this on his girl during a movie. The theater got a standing ovation.
My neighbor did this to his dog. The dog now hates toast.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shocking surprise
A shocking surprise is when your dad pulls out a blender and sticks it up your butt while you're taking a nap. It sounds like a blender and your butt are having a party.
My dad did this to me on my birthday. I woke up with a sore butt and a sore brain.
My brother tried this on his dad during a football game. The whole team laughed so hard they lost the game.
My cousin did this to her dog while it was chasing a squirrel. The dog ran away screaming.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shitty poopy
A dirty, smelly butt full of gross poop and enough stink to make you cry.
My cousin's butt is a shitty poopy. I could smell it from across the room.
I saw my dog eating a shitty poopy and it was like a horror movie.
My brother's poopy is so shitty, I think it's gonna explode.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shitty poopy
When something is bad, but the poop makes it even worse. Like a fart that won’t stop.
That test was a shitty poopy. I failed it and my brain hurts.
My mom's breakfast was a shitty poopy. It had three kinds of eggs and a side of hate.
That movie was a shitty poopy. It was longer than my math homework.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shitty poopy
A weak, sissy man who can’t handle anything. Like a little kid who cries at a fart.
Colton is a shitty poopy. He cried when I beat him at chess.
My friend’s cousin is a shitty poopy. He ran away from a chicken.
My teacher called me a shitty poopy because I didn’t do my homework.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shitty kris
Pooping in someone's pants like they're a toilet, then rubbing it around like it's a dirty sock.
I did a shitty kris in my homie's pants during lunch. He cried like a baby.
She did a shitty kris on my uncle’s pants during church. He had to leave before the sermon.
My dog did a shitty kris on my mom’s pants while she was cooking. She threw the dog out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shitty kris
Farting so hard you poop in someone’s pants, then sitting on it like it’s a throne.
My brother did a shitty kris in my sister’s pants at the mall. She screamed so loud the cops came.
He did a shitty kris on the principal’s pants during class. He got suspended.
I did a shitty kris on my teacher’s pants and she gave me a zero.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shitty kris
Pooping in someone’s pants while they’re trying to eat, then sitting on it like it’s a pizza.
I did a shitty kris on my friend’s pants during dinner. He couldn’t finish his spaghetti.
She did a shitty kris on her dad’s pants while he was eating cereal. He threw the bowl.
My little brother did a shitty kris on my mom’s pants while she was having breakfast. She yelled at him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shithole
A person who's so lazy and smells like a toilet, and they're never there when you need them.
My cousin is a shithole. He never shows up to my birthday parties.
My boss is a shithole. He doesn't even show up on Monday.
My neighbor is a shithole. He sleeps all day and smells like a dumpster.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shithole
A place so bad, it makes your brain feel like it's been in a blender.
That apartment is a shithole. The toilet leaks and the walls are peeling.
That town is a shithole. It's so bad, even the rats left.
That job is a shithole. You work 10 hours and get paid nothing.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shithole
A place so bad, even your dog would run away from it.
That hotel is a shithole. The bed is like a mattress from the 80s.
That office is a shithole. The coffee is like mud.
That school is a shithole. The teacher yells at you for no reason.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shithole
A person who came from a country so bad, it's like living in a dumpster fire.
My uncle is from a shithole country. He says it rains dirt there.
My friend is from a shithole country. His house has no roof.
My cousin is from a shithole country. His food is like a science experiment.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shithole
A word that a rich guy used to insult poor people, and he didn't even know what it meant.
Trump called Haiti a shithole. He probably doesn't even know what that means.
Trump called Africa a shithole. He's rich and he doesn't know what that means.
Trump called El Salvador a shithole. He probably thinks it's a theme park.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shithole
A place so bad, even your grandma would say it's worse than her old hip.
That apartment is a shithole. My grandma said it's worse than her hip.
That hotel is a shithole. My grandma said it's worse than her hip.
That town is a shithole. My grandma said it's worse than her hip.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shithole
A word that’s so dumb, even the news uses it to make people mad on TV.
They used the word shithole on the news. It made people mad.
They said shithole on TV. It made the whole country mad.
They used the word shithole in a news story. It was so dumb, even the dogs laughed.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shite in nylon armor
The office pain-in-the-ass who makes your day feel like a never-ending punchline, and you'd gladly hit him with a lunch tray if you could.
He keeps talking about his pet goldfish like it's the president.
He microwaves his coffee and calls it a lifestyle.
He thinks 'casual Friday' means wearing a sock and a belt.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shite in nylon armor
The human equivalent of a stuck toilet paper roll, always there, always annoying, and you'd love to give him a face full of coffee.
He won't stop telling people about his 'epic' 2009 PowerPoint presentation.
He uses the office printer as a personal diary.
He brings a different mug every day, like it's a fashion statement.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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