A shite in nylon armor

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The office pain-in-the-ass who makes your day feel like a never-ending punchline, and you'd gladly hit him with a lunch tray if you could.
He keeps talking about his pet goldfish like it's the president.
He microwaves his coffee and calls it a lifestyle.
He thinks 'casual Friday' means wearing a sock and a belt.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The human equivalent of a stuck toilet paper roll, always there, always annoying, and you'd love to give him a face full of coffee.
He won't stop telling people about his 'epic' 2009 PowerPoint presentation.
He uses the office printer as a personal diary.
He brings a different mug every day, like it's a fashion statement.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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The office version of a broken vending machine, you know he's there, you just wish he'd stop making your life taste like regret and lukewarm soup.
He insists on adding ketchup to his coffee every morning.
He thinks 'teamwork' means making everyone else do his work.
He brought a plant to the office and now it's dying because of him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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