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A nice booty
the only thing you’re proud of right now, and it’s not because of your brain
Hey, I know you failed math, but at least your booty passed the exam.
Your face is a disaster, but your booty is a masterpiece.
You can’t even tie your shoes, but your booty does a backflip.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A nice booty
a girl who looks like a potato but has a behind that could win a wrestling match
She’s got the face of a ghost, but her booty is like a superhero.
You can’t even see her face, but her booty is screaming at you.
Her body is a mystery, but her booty is a masterpiece.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A nice big cup of shut the fuck up
Stop talking before I throw your face into a wall
My mom said that to me when I talked during her favorite show
My teacher yelled it at me during math class
My brother shouted it when I wouldn't stop teasing him
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A nice big cup of shut the fuck up
If you don't shut up I'm gonna make your life a living hell
My neighbor said that when I blasted music at 2 AM
My boss said that when I kept interrupting meetings
My friend said that when I wouldn't stop gossiping about her
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A nice big cup of shut the fuck up
You talk too much and it’s getting on my nerves
My sister said that when I kept talking over her
My dad said that when I wouldn't stop arguing
My crush said that when I kept texting him all day
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A nice big cup of shut the fuck up
I'm gonna scream so loud your ears will never work again
My brother said that when I wouldn't stop bragging
My friend said that when I kept making fun of her
My dog barked it at me when I kept yelling at him
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A nice big cup of shut the fuck up
You're talking so much I can't even think straight
My teacher said that when I kept talking during class
My friend said that when I kept going on and on about my day
My mom said that when I wouldn’t stop telling her about my problems
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A nice big cup of shut the fuck up
If you don’t shut up I’m gonna eat your face
My little brother said that when I kept teasing him
My dog growled it at me when I wouldn't stop yelling
My friend said that when I wouldn’t stop talking during lunch
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A new tie I am wearing
A brand new piece of fabric tied around your neck like a sad excuse for a man.
I tried to wear this tie to the grocery store and got stared at like I was a freak.
My dog looked at me like I had two heads and a tie.
My mom said I looked like a confused potato.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A new tie I am wearing
A man's last hope before he becomes a fully functioning doormat.
I wore it to work and my boss said I looked like a confused pizza.
My dad said it was the tie that broke him.
I wore it to my cousin's wedding and got called a 'fashion disaster'.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A new tie I am wearing
A loud celebration of your complete lack of style.
I yelled it at my friend when he wore a tie that looked like a sock.
I said it when I saw my brother wearing a tie with a picture of a cat on it.
I screamed it when my uncle wore a tie that was two different colors.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A new tie I am wearing
A man's way of saying he got a fake testicle and a tie.
I said it when my uncle got a plastic testicle and a tie.
My dad said it when he got a fake testicle and a purple tie.
I shouted it when my cousin got a testicle and a tie that looked like a sock.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A new litter of glaggles
A new litter of glaggles is like a bunch of tiny smileyfaces that were just born in Glaggleland. They’re the cute little shits that make you want to punch the park.
I saw a new litter of glaggles and immediately wanted to adopt one… and then punch it.
My cousin got a new litter of glaggles for her birthday and now she’s obsessed with them. I’m not.
I was walking through Glaggleland and got surrounded by a new litter of glaggles. It was like being ambushed by baby emojis.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A new litter of glaggles
A new litter of glaggles is when the smileyfaces in Glaggleland have a baby party. They’re the little shits that pop out and make everyone laugh, or scream.
My friend’s new litter of glaggles is so loud I think they’re gonna wake up the whole park.
I got a new litter of glaggles for my DMs and now my phone is screaming at me.
A new litter of glaggles walked into my house and I have no idea what just happened.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A new litter of glaggles
A new litter of glaggles is like a bunch of baby smileyfaces that are trying to take over Glaggleland. They’re the little shits that make you want to cry or laugh, probably both.
I saw a new litter of glaggles and I had to take a selfie with them. I look ridiculous.
My mom got a new litter of glaggles and now she’s talking to them like they’re her kids.
I was doing my homework and got distracted by a new litter of glaggles. I failed my test.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A new lick of paint
When a guy is getting a hand job and he cums so hard he shoots his load right at the wall like a damn spray can. The wall gets a shiny new mark that looks like it was painted by a messy kid.
He came so fast he hit the wall like a bullet.
The wall got a new stain because he couldn't hold it in.
He sprayed the wall with his cum like it was a graffiti session.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A new lick of paint
A guy gets a hand job and goes off so strong he blasts his load against the wall. It leaves a fresh mark like he was trying to redecorate the room with his cum.
He came so hard the wall got a new face.
He painted the wall with his cum because he had no control.
He sprayed the wall like it was a canvas for his cum.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A new lick of paint
When a guy is getting a hand job and he can't help but cum all over the wall. It leaves a fresh mark like he was trying to make the wall look cool with his cum.
He came on the wall because he couldn't hold it.
He decorated the wall with his cum like it was a masterpiece.
He shot his load on the wall like it was a target.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A new hope
The first Star Wars movie, and the one that started a huge movie series. It’s like the beginning of a huge party that no one wants to end.
I watched it for the first time and I was like, 'This is the best movie ever.'
My cousin says it's the best one, but I think he just likes Luke.
My teacher says it's the start of a big movie series, and I believe her because I like Star Wars.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A new hope
New Hope is a town where everyone’s either rich, gay, or both. It’s got cute shops and a river, but it also has stupid tourists and a Dunkin’ Donuts.
My friend lives in New Hope and says it’s the best town ever, but I’ve seen him make fun of tourists.
My mom says we’re moving to New Hope because it’s fancy, but I’m scared of the tourists.
My neighbor has a Lamborghini and lives in New Hope, so obviously it’s the best town.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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