A new hope

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The first Star Wars movie, and the one that started a huge movie series. It’s like the beginning of a huge party that no one wants to end.
I watched it for the first time and I was like, 'This is the best movie ever.'
My cousin says it's the best one, but I think he just likes Luke.
My teacher says it's the start of a big movie series, and I believe her because I like Star Wars.
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New Hope is a town where everyone’s either rich, gay, or both. It’s got cute shops and a river, but it also has stupid tourists and a Dunkin’ Donuts.
My friend lives in New Hope and says it’s the best town ever, but I’ve seen him make fun of tourists.
My mom says we’re moving to New Hope because it’s fancy, but I’m scared of the tourists.
My neighbor has a Lamborghini and lives in New Hope, so obviously it’s the best town.
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New Hope is a town where everyone thinks they’re special. It’s got a bridge, a river, and a bunch of people who think they’re cool.
My friend says New Hope is better than Doylestown, but I think Doylestown has better pizza.
My teacher says New Hope is awesome, but I’ve seen her eat at Marsha Brown’s.
I live in New Hope and I hate it, but I also hate tourists.
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New Hope is like a hippie town with lots of stores, rich people, and tourists who think they’re important.
My friend says New Hope is the best, but I think he’s just trying to impress the tourists.
My neighbor has a Harley and lives in New Hope, so obviously it’s cool.
I live in New Hope and I hate it, but I also hate the tourists.
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New Hope is a town full of people who think they’re cool, but they’re not. It’s got stores, tourists, and people who ride motorcycles with no mufflers.
I live in New Hope and I hate it, but I also hate the tourists.
My friend says New Hope is cool, but I think he’s just trying to impress the tourists.
I live in New Hope and I hate it, but I also hate the people who ride motorcycles with no mufflers.
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New Hope is a town where everyone thinks they’re rich, but they’re not. It’s got stores, tourists, and people who ride motorcycles with no mufflers.
My neighbor has a Lamborghini and lives in New Hope, so obviously it’s the best town.
My mom says we’re moving to New Hope because it’s fancy, but I think she just wants a better life.
I live in New Hope and I hate it, but I also hate the tourists.
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New Hope is a town full of fags, rich people, and tourists who think they’re important. It’s got cafes, stores, and people who fuck each other in the Starbucks bathroom.
My friend says New Hope is the best, but I think he’s just trying to impress the tourists.
I live in New Hope and I hate it, but I also hate the people who fuck each other in the Starbucks bathroom.
My neighbor has a Harley and lives in New Hope, so obviously it’s cool.
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