A shocking surprise
A shocking surprise happens when your girl friend grabs a toaster and shoves it up your butt while you're eating breakfast. It’s like your butt is getting a crispy surprise.
My girlfriend did this to me while I was eating waffles. I now eat waffles with a side of shock.
My boy friend tried this on his girl during a movie. The theater got a standing ovation.
My neighbor did this to his dog. The dog now hates toast.