A shocking surprise

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A shocking surprise is when your mom pulls out a hair dryer and sticks it up your butt while you're taking a dump. It feels like your anus is on fire and your brain is screaming.
My mom did this to me during math class. I got a B+ because I was too distracted by the shock.
My brother used a hair dryer on my dad during Thanksgiving dinner. It was the best part of the meal.
My cousin tried this on her crush. He fainted and spilled his soda on her shirt.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A shocking surprise happens when your girl friend grabs a toaster and shoves it up your butt while you're eating breakfast. It’s like your butt is getting a crispy surprise.
My girlfriend did this to me while I was eating waffles. I now eat waffles with a side of shock.
My boy friend tried this on his girl during a movie. The theater got a standing ovation.
My neighbor did this to his dog. The dog now hates toast.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A shocking surprise is when your dad pulls out a blender and sticks it up your butt while you're taking a nap. It sounds like a blender and your butt are having a party.
My dad did this to me on my birthday. I woke up with a sore butt and a sore brain.
My brother tried this on his dad during a football game. The whole team laughed so hard they lost the game.
My cousin did this to her dog while it was chasing a squirrel. The dog ran away screaming.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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