A shitty kris

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Pooping in someone's pants like they're a toilet, then rubbing it around like it's a dirty sock.

I did a shitty kris in my homie's pants during lunch. He cried like a baby.

She did a shitty kris on my uncle’s pants during church. He had to leave before the sermon.

My dog did a shitty kris on my mom’s pants while she was cooking. She threw the dog out.

Farting so hard you poop in someone’s pants, then sitting on it like it’s a throne.

My brother did a shitty kris in my sister’s pants at the mall. She screamed so loud the cops came.

He did a shitty kris on the principal’s pants during class. He got suspended.

I did a shitty kris on my teacher’s pants and she gave me a zero.

Pooping in someone’s pants while they’re trying to eat, then sitting on it like it’s a pizza.

I did a shitty kris on my friend’s pants during dinner. He couldn’t finish his spaghetti.

She did a shitty kris on her dad’s pants while he was eating cereal. He threw the bowl.

My little brother did a shitty kris on my mom’s pants while she was having breakfast. She yelled at him.