A shitty kris - Farting so hard you poop in someone’s pants, then sitting on

Farting so hard you poop in someone’s pants, then sitting on it like it’s a throne.

My brother did a shitty kris in my sister’s pants at the mall. She screamed so loud the cops came.

He did a shitty kris on the principal’s pants during class. He got suspended.

I did a shitty kris on my teacher’s pants and she gave me a zero.