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A swiffer
A mop-like thing used to make your life a mess, usually made of cheap stuff
That swiffer is worse than my ex
I tried to clean with that swiffer and now my floor is in pain
The swiffer was supposed to help me, but it just made everything worse
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A swiffer
When someone gets hit by a swiffer so hard it feels like being run over by a chicken
That swiffer just hit me like I was a doormat
I got swiffered so hard I almost became a ghost
That swiffer ran me over like I was a piece of cake
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A swiffer
A girl who dates older ladies and gets covered in dust like a dirty blanket
That swiffer just got dumped by her 60-year-old lover
She’s a swiffer and her dust is legendary
That swiffer is so dusty, she’s like a walking dustbunny
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A swiffer
A person who picks up people like they're snacks, but doesn't eat them
That swiffer just picked up 5 guys and left them all behind
He’s a swiffer and he’s like a food critic who never eats
That swiffer is the king of picking people up and then forgetting them
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A swiffer
When you get deleted on a food message board because you’re annoying
That swiffer got banned for arguing about pizza
He got deleted for talking too much
She got swiffered for saying ramen is the best food ever
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A sweptaday
A day when your brain is fried and your life is a mess.
I woke up late, spilled coffee on my shirt, and my dog ate my homework.
My mom yelled at me, my math test was bad, and my dog pooped on the floor.
I got grounded, my phone was taken, and my dog stared at me like I was stupid.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A sweptaday
When your day is so bad it feels like a punishment from the universe.
My alarm didn’t work, my toast was burnt, and my dog peed on the carpet.
I failed my quiz, my dog ate my sandwich, and my mom said I was a disaster.
I missed my bus, my dog barked at me, and my teacher gave me a time-out.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A sweptaday
A day when your life is a hot mess and your dog is in on it.
My dog knocked over my cereal, I got a bad grade, and my mom said I was a disaster.
I forgot my homework, my dog ate my pencil, and my teacher gave me a warning.
My dog stole my snack, my phone died, and I got yelled at by my mom.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A sussy baka
A sussy baka is a dumb person who acts all sneaky but is just a total idiot.
My cousin tried to steal my pizza and got caught. He’s a sussy baka.
My teacher said I was a sussy baka for cheating on the test.
My dog ran into the street and acted like a sussy baka.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A sussy baka
A sussy baka is someone who thinks they’re slick but is just a clumsy fool.
My friend tried to sneak out of class and got caught. He’s a sussy baka.
I called my mom a sussy baka for burning my toast.
My cat knocked over my cereal and acted like a sussy baka.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A sussy baka
A sussy baka is a person who thinks they’re cool but is just a total dork.
My brother called me a sussy baka for wearing socks with sandals.
My dad said I was a sussy baka for falling out of my chair.
My dog barked at a vacuum and acted like a sussy baka.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A sussy baka
A sussy baka is a dumb person who acts like they’re smart but are just a total dummy.
My cousin called me a sussy baka for getting a D on the math test.
My teacher said my friend was a sussy baka for not doing homework.
My dog tried to eat my homework and acted like a sussy baka.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A sussy baka
A sussy baka is a person who thinks they’re tough but are just a total weakling.
My brother called me a sussy baka for crying when I fell off my bike.
My dad said I was a sussy baka for losing my lunch money.
My dog barked at my brother and acted like a sussy baka.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A sussy baka
A sussy baka is a person who tries to act fancy but is just a total mess.
My friend tried to impress my mom and got called a sussy baka.
I called my brother a sussy baka for wearing pajamas to school.
My dog ran through my room and acted like a sussy baka.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A sussy baka
A sussy baka is a person who thinks they're the best but are just a total nobody.
My cousin got called a sussy baka for losing the game.
My teacher said my friend was a sussy baka for not showing up to class.
My dog ran out of the house and acted like a sussy baka.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A surgery
Stabbing someone in the worst spot you can find while smiling like you're on vacation and saying 'A surgery' like it's a compliment.
My doctor poked me in the kidney and said 'A surgery' like I was a baby.
She jabbed me with a needle and called it a surgery. I'm still mad.
He stuck me in the stomach and said it was a surgery. I think he's lying.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A surgery
Getting sliced open, having your guts jostled like a drunk in a bar, and told it'll be fine, then getting sent to hell.
I got cut open, my insides got shaken, and I was told it was going to be easy. I was wrong.
He opened me up like a taco and said I'd be fine. I'm in hell now.
My surgeon took me apart like a puzzle and said I’d be fine. I’m now a ghost.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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