A sweptaday

I woke up late, spilled coffee on my shirt, and my dog ate my homework.

My mom yelled at me, my math test was bad, and my dog pooped on the floor.

I got grounded, my phone was taken, and my dog stared at me like I was stupid.

My alarm didn’t work, my toast was burnt, and my dog peed on the carpet.

I failed my quiz, my dog ate my sandwich, and my mom said I was a disaster.

I missed my bus, my dog barked at me, and my teacher gave me a time-out.

My dog knocked over my cereal, I got a bad grade, and my mom said I was a disaster.

I forgot my homework, my dog ate my pencil, and my teacher gave me a warning.

My dog stole my snack, my phone died, and I got yelled at by my mom.