Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl who lures in guys who are covered in dirt like a trap

Hey look at that swiffer, she’s got that dusty guy wrapped around her finger

That swiffer just made that old man fall in love with her

Swiffer is the reason that guy still smells like the 70s

2

When you drag that stupid swiffer across the floor like a madman

I swear that swiffer is trying to kill my floor

He’s swiffing like it’s his last day on Earth

That kid just swiffed the entire house like it was a warzone

3

A mop-like thing used to make your life a mess, usually made of cheap stuff

That swiffer is worse than my ex

I tried to clean with that swiffer and now my floor is in pain

The swiffer was supposed to help me, but it just made everything worse

4

When someone gets hit by a swiffer so hard it feels like being run over by a chicken

That swiffer just hit me like I was a doormat

I got swiffered so hard I almost became a ghost

That swiffer ran me over like I was a piece of cake

5

A girl who dates older ladies and gets covered in dust like a dirty blanket

That swiffer just got dumped by her 60-year-old lover

She’s a swiffer and her dust is legendary

That swiffer is so dusty, she’s like a walking dustbunny

6

A person who picks up people like they're snacks, but doesn't eat them

That swiffer just picked up 5 guys and left them all behind

He’s a swiffer and he’s like a food critic who never eats

That swiffer is the king of picking people up and then forgetting them

7

When you get deleted on a food message board because you’re annoying

That swiffer got banned for arguing about pizza

He got deleted for talking too much

She got swiffered for saying ramen is the best food ever