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A shit and run
When you sit in a taxi and take a shit on the driver like it’s a surprise party, and then you jump out and run like you’re being chased by a flamingo.
He took a shit in the taxi and ran out like he was being chased by a flamingo.
She took a shit in the taxi and ran like she was being chased by a monster.
He took a shit in the taxi and ran like he was being chased by a giant squirrel with a spatula.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shit and run
When you take a quick dump and then run out like you were being chased by a giant, smelly, angry squirrel.
He took a quick dump and ran out like he was being chased by a giant, smelly, angry squirrel.
She took a quick dump and ran like she was being chased by a giant, smelly, angry squirrel.
He took a quick dump and ran out like he was being chased by a giant, smelly, angry squirrel.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shit and run
When you take a shit in a different department’s bathroom at work and then run out like you just saw a ghost.
He took a shit in the accounting department’s bathroom and ran like he just saw a ghost.
She took a shit in the marketing department’s bathroom and ran like she was being chased by a monster.
He took a shit in the HR department’s bathroom and ran like he was being chased by a giant, smelly, angry squirrel.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shirl
A tiny-brained dweeb who thinks the whole world revolves around them and their stupid town. They don’t know anything and only care about their own dumb opinions and the loser friends they hang out with.
My cousin is a shirl. He still thinks the internet is a conspiracy by the town mayor.
I told my shirl friend the moon landing was fake. He believed me.
That shirl wouldn’t know good food if it bit him.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shirl
A crazy game where two teams try to make each other get bitten by a snake. It’s like a wrestling match, but with snakes and no brains.
My gym teacher made us play shirl. I got bit and cried like a baby.
That shirl game is the worst. Why do we have to pull each other in front of snakes?
I still have a scar from the shirl game last year.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shirl
To move like a jellyfish. Or a girl who’s cute but sometimes has weird ideas that make you want to scream.
She moved like a shirl. I almost fell over.
That shirl girl wanted to wear a hat made of spaghetti. I don’t know why.
He was a shirl. He thought the sky was green.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shirl
Poop that looks like a swirl. It’s the worst kind of poop ever. You know it’s coming, and it’s gonna make you cry.
I ate a shirl. It came out in the toilet like a rainbow.
That shirl was so bad, I had to take a shower.
My brother ate a shirl and it smelled like a dead cat.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shirl
A guy who thinks he’s a girl and lives with his mom. He’s slow, doesn’t get jokes, and wears clothes that don’t fit.
My neighbor is a shirl. He still wears his little sister’s clothes.
That shirl thought the movie was a joke. He didn’t get it.
He’s a shirl and still sings in the shower like he’s on Glee.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shirl
A girl who’s sweet but explodes if you mess with her. She’s got trust issues and fights like a beast if you hurt her people.
My friend Shirl-Ann flipped when I told a joke about her mom.
That Shirl-Ann came at me like a lion. I had to run.
I messed with Shirl-Ann’s lover and now she’s my enemy.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shed-load
A shed-load is like when your grandma’s cat eats your entire pizza and then throws it out the window.
My mom just gave me a shed-load of chores. I might as well join the army.
I got a shed-load of homework. My brain is about to explode.
He dropped a shed-load of snacks on the floor. I’m eating them like it’s a crime.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shed-load
A shed-load is when a lorry drops so much junk on the road, it looks like someone threw a landfill at a motorcyclist.
That lorry dropped a shed-load of bricks on the road. My bike is now a brick-burger.
I saw a shed-load of crap on the road. I swear it was trying to kill me.
The lorry had a shed-load of bricks. I think it was revenge for my bad driving.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shed-load
A shed-load is when the government turns off the lights and hopes you’ll forget you’re alive.
Load shedding hit my house. I was forced to use a candle and a very angry mood.
Load shedding again. I’m living like a cave person.
They turned off the lights for a shed-load of hours. I’m not even mad. I’m just tired.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shed-load
A shed-load is when Guam gives you the finger by turning off your power like it’s a bad relationship.
Guam gave me a shed-load of power outages. My TV is now my enemy.
My neighbor got a shed-load of power outages. He’s now living in the dark with a grudge.
Guam just turned off my power for a shed-load of hours. I’m now a grumpy zombie.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shed-load
A shed-load is when you let go of your guts like it’s a holy war and your bowels are the holy grail.
He took a shed-load of the biggest dump ever. It was like a war zone in his pants.
I had a shed-load of poop and it was like a battle between my gut and my brain.
She did a shed-load of the most epic dump. I’m still looking for the body count.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shed-load
A shed-load is when everything you own just stops working, like your life is a broken toaster.
My phone just got a shed-load of the ‘not working’ treatment. I’m now living in the 1990s.
The TV got a shed-load of the ‘not working’ curse. I’m now living in a void.
My fridge just got a shed-load of the ‘not working’ virus. I’m now eating pizza for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shed-load
A shed-load is when you bust a nut so hard, it looks like you’re fighting a group of girls in a yoga class.
He busted a shed-load of nuts across his ex’s face. She’s now living in a very angry mood.
He dropped a shed-load of nut on the girls. They’re now fighting him like it’s a war.
He busted a shed-load of nuts on three girls. I think it’s now a new sport.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shed-full
A shed-full is when you have so much of something it feels like the whole shed is about to explode from the weight of it all.
I got a shed-full of socks from my grandma. My feet are never coming back.
He had a shed-full of snacks. I ate them all and still had room for dessert.
She brought a shed-full of gifts. I think the gift-wrapping was more expensive than the presents.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shed-full
A shed-full means you’re drowning in whatever you’re talking about. It’s like the shed is laughing at you.
I got a shed-full of homework. I’m going to fail this class for sure.
He got a shed-full of emails. His phone is now a brick.
She brought a shed-full of drama. The whole school knows about it now.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shed-full
A shed-full is when you have so much of something it’s like the shed is trying to take over your life.
I got a shed-full of shoes. My closet is now a shoe graveyard.
He had a shed-full of pizza. I ate half and still felt full.
She got a shed-full of cats. The house now sounds like a party.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A shed-full
A shed-full is like having so much of something it’s like the shed is giving you a middle finger.
I got a shed-full of toys. My room now looks like a toy factory exploded.
He had a shed-full of problems. Life just got harder.
She got a shed-full of confetti. The whole neighborhood got covered in it.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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