A shirl

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A tiny-brained dweeb who thinks the whole world revolves around them and their stupid town. They don’t know anything and only care about their own dumb opinions and the loser friends they hang out with.
My cousin is a shirl. He still thinks the internet is a conspiracy by the town mayor.
I told my shirl friend the moon landing was fake. He believed me.
That shirl wouldn’t know good food if it bit him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A crazy game where two teams try to make each other get bitten by a snake. It’s like a wrestling match, but with snakes and no brains.
My gym teacher made us play shirl. I got bit and cried like a baby.
That shirl game is the worst. Why do we have to pull each other in front of snakes?
I still have a scar from the shirl game last year.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To move like a jellyfish. Or a girl who’s cute but sometimes has weird ideas that make you want to scream.
She moved like a shirl. I almost fell over.
That shirl girl wanted to wear a hat made of spaghetti. I don’t know why.
He was a shirl. He thought the sky was green.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Poop that looks like a swirl. It’s the worst kind of poop ever. You know it’s coming, and it’s gonna make you cry.
I ate a shirl. It came out in the toilet like a rainbow.
That shirl was so bad, I had to take a shower.
My brother ate a shirl and it smelled like a dead cat.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who thinks he’s a girl and lives with his mom. He’s slow, doesn’t get jokes, and wears clothes that don’t fit.
My neighbor is a shirl. He still wears his little sister’s clothes.
That shirl thought the movie was a joke. He didn’t get it.
He’s a shirl and still sings in the shower like he’s on Glee.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A girl who’s sweet but explodes if you mess with her. She’s got trust issues and fights like a beast if you hurt her people.
My friend Shirl-Ann flipped when I told a joke about her mom.
That Shirl-Ann came at me like a lion. I had to run.
I messed with Shirl-Ann’s lover and now she’s my enemy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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