A shed-load - A shed-load is when Guam gives you the finger by turning off

A shed-load is when Guam gives you the finger by turning off your power like it’s a bad relationship.

Guam gave me a shed-load of power outages. My TV is now my enemy.

My neighbor got a shed-load of power outages. He’s now living in the dark with a grudge.

Guam just turned off my power for a shed-load of hours. I’m now a grumpy zombie.