A shed-load

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A shed-load is like when your grandma’s cat eats your entire pizza and then throws it out the window.

My mom just gave me a shed-load of chores. I might as well join the army.

I got a shed-load of homework. My brain is about to explode.

He dropped a shed-load of snacks on the floor. I’m eating them like it’s a crime.

A shed-load is when a lorry drops so much junk on the road, it looks like someone threw a landfill at a motorcyclist.

That lorry dropped a shed-load of bricks on the road. My bike is now a brick-burger.

I saw a shed-load of crap on the road. I swear it was trying to kill me.

The lorry had a shed-load of bricks. I think it was revenge for my bad driving.

A shed-load is when the government turns off the lights and hopes you’ll forget you’re alive.

Load shedding hit my house. I was forced to use a candle and a very angry mood.

Load shedding again. I’m living like a cave person.

They turned off the lights for a shed-load of hours. I’m not even mad. I’m just tired.

A shed-load is when Guam gives you the finger by turning off your power like it’s a bad relationship.

Guam gave me a shed-load of power outages. My TV is now my enemy.

My neighbor got a shed-load of power outages. He’s now living in the dark with a grudge.

Guam just turned off my power for a shed-load of hours. I’m now a grumpy zombie.

A shed-load is when you let go of your guts like it’s a holy war and your bowels are the holy grail.

He took a shed-load of the biggest dump ever. It was like a war zone in his pants.

I had a shed-load of poop and it was like a battle between my gut and my brain.

She did a shed-load of the most epic dump. I’m still looking for the body count.

A shed-load is when everything you own just stops working, like your life is a broken toaster.

My phone just got a shed-load of the ‘not working’ treatment. I’m now living in the 1990s.

The TV got a shed-load of the ‘not working’ curse. I’m now living in a void.

My fridge just got a shed-load of the ‘not working’ virus. I’m now eating pizza for breakfast.

A shed-load is when you bust a nut so hard, it looks like you’re fighting a group of girls in a yoga class.

He busted a shed-load of nuts across his ex’s face. She’s now living in a very angry mood.

He dropped a shed-load of nut on the girls. They’re now fighting him like it’s a war.

He busted a shed-load of nuts on three girls. I think it’s now a new sport.