A shed-load
A shed-load is when everything you own just stops working, like your life is a broken toaster.
My phone just got a shed-load of the ‘not working’ treatment. I’m now living in the 1990s.
The TV got a shed-load of the ‘not working’ curse. I’m now living in a void.
My fridge just got a shed-load of the ‘not working’ virus. I’m now eating pizza for breakfast.