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A South Bend 11

A South Bend 11 is a person from South Bend who looks so good it's like the whole town forgot how to cook and just gave up.

You're from South Bend? I thought you were a chef.

You're from South Bend? I'm surprised you didn't start a restaurant.

You're from South Bend? I'm jealous of your looks.

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A Soulmutt

A Soulmutt is a halfway partner. They're not your lover, but they'll sleep with you and take your last fries.

'I don't love you, but I'll take your chicken nuggets and your attention.'

'We're not together, but I'll still text you at 3 a. m. about our last fight.'

'You're my favorite person to cheat on my other favorite person with.'

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A Soulmutt

A Soulmutt is like your pet, but it's also your best friend and your ex.

'My dog knows my secrets, my ex knows my lies, and my Soulmutt knows both.'

'I talk to my Soulmutt more than I talk to my mom.'

'My Soulmutt follows me everywhere, even when I'm mad at them.'

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A Souldrivenlove

A souldrivenlove is a trashy human being who spam-pings people in Discord like a madman and forgets to update Forsaken like it’s nobody’s business.

@everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone @everyone

I pinged you five times and still didn’t release Forsaken. What even is life?

Why is there no Forsaken Update? I pinged you five times and you still didn’t do it.

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A Souldrivenlove

A souldrivenlove is a total piece of garbage who adds nazis to their game, lies to people they’re dating, and plays a game where you can’t even hit properly.

I added nazis to my game and you still didn’t like me. I’m the best.

You said you loved me, but you didn’t even like my nazi additions.

The hitboxes in this game are worse than my relationship with you.

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A Sopranos

When something is as boring as a dead frog in a sock. Like when the Sopranos ended with that stupid black and white stuff. Everyone was like, 'What? That’s it?'

'I waited 8 years for that finale and it was just a goddamn question mark!'

'That ending was worse than my math test.'

'I fell asleep during the last episode. I blame the Sopranos.'

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A Sopranos

A show about a mob boss who’s as loud as a fire truck and as crazy as a raccoon on meth. It’s got swearing, blood, and enough sex to make your parents blush.

'Tony Soprano is the reason I know what a meatball looks like when it’s bleeding.'

'I watched it and my mom got a second job just to pay for my cable.'

'It’s the only show that makes my brother cry during a fight scene.'

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A Sopranos

A show about a crime family who got stuck with the worst neighbors. The New York mob looked down on them like they were wearing mismatched socks.

'The DeCavalcantes are like the nerdy kid in school who gets picked on by the popular kids.'

'They were the underdogs of the mob world.'

'The New York families treated them like they were still in high school.'

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A Sopranos

The voice of a woman who sings so high it sounds like a cat that just got hit by a truck. She’s the main singer in most shows.

'That woman sings so high it hurts my ears.'

'She’s the voice of every Disney princess I’ve ever seen.'

'I can’t hear anything after she sings.'

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A Sopranos

A woman who can sing from middle C all the way up to a note so high it makes your head feel like it’s about to explode. Some of them are famous, like Mariah Carey and Julie Andrews.

'Mariah Carey can sing so high it makes my dog howl.'

'Julie Andrews is the reason I know what a musical is.'

'That woman can sing higher than my uncle’s loud radio.'

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A Sopranos

When a woman sings so high it sounds like a dog whistle. It’s the kind of voice that makes people go, 'What the hell was that?'

'She sang so high my dog ran out of the room.'

'That was the loudest thing I’ve ever heard.'

'I think I heard a ghost during that song.'

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A Sopranos

When a woman sings so high it makes your brain feel like it’s been run over by a steamroller. Some people are even boys who haven’t grown up yet.

'That soprano voice made my brain feel like it was in a blender.'

'That boy can sing higher than my sister’s screaming.'

'I think I need a doctor after that song.'

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A Sophia

When your friend tries to steal your crush, your ex, or tries to give you a haircut you won't survive

My bestie tried to hit on my crush. I told her I'd cut her hair if she didn't stop.

My ex came back and said I was 'not the best version of me.' I said, 'You're not the best version of you.'

My friend tried to cut my grass. I said, 'You're gonna cut my whole lawn.'

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A Sophia

The only girl who's real with you. She doesn't fake it. She's got a brain, a body, and a heart. She's got a kiss that'll blow your mind.

Sophia told me I was 'not the best version of me.' I said, 'You're not the best version of you.'

She kissed me, and I was like, 'That was a kiss.'

She told me she only loves one person. I said, 'That's me.'

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A Sophia

The best thing that ever happened to anyone. You don't even know how lucky you are.

I said Sophia was the best thing that ever happened to me. My friend said, 'You're lucky.'

My crush said Sophia was the best thing. I said, 'I know.'

My mom said Sophia was the best thing. I said, 'I know.'

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A Sophia

A girl who's kind, beautiful, and always looks out for you. All men are lucky to have one.

Sophia looked out for me. I said, 'You're the best.'

My crush said Sophia was beautiful. I said, 'She is.'

All men are lucky to have a Sophia. I said, 'I am.'

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A Sophia

She's amazing, smart, funny, and super pretty. But she's also a mess inside. She puts a lot of pressure on herself. But she's still the best.

Sophia is amazing. I said, 'You're the best.'

She put pressure on herself. I said, 'You're still the best.'

She's a mess inside. I said, 'But you're still the best.'

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A Sophia

One of the nicest people ever. She's beautiful, funny, and always tries to make you happy. She dances at random times and has an angel face.

Sophia is one of the nicest people ever. I said, 'You're the best.'

She danced at random. I said, 'You're annoying.'

She has an angel face. I said, 'You're beautiful.'

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A Sophia

Sophia is smart, kind, beautiful, and always there to laugh with you. She gives the best hugs and the worst goodbyes.

Sophia is smart. I said, 'You're the best.'

She gave the best hugs. I said, 'You're amazing.'

She gave the worst goodbyes. I said, 'You're annoying.'

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A Song of Ice and Fire

A wild threeway with a fiery redhead and a shiny blonde who looks like she just walked out of a commercial.

I tried to join the threeway but got kicked out for being too ugly.

The blonde was so hot, I forgot the redhead was even there.

They all got in a fight over who had the best hair.

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