A Sopranos

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When something is as boring as a dead frog in a sock. Like when the Sopranos ended with that stupid black and white stuff. Everyone was like, 'What? That’s it?'

'I waited 8 years for that finale and it was just a goddamn question mark!'

'That ending was worse than my math test.'

'I fell asleep during the last episode. I blame the Sopranos.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A show about a mob boss who’s as loud as a fire truck and as crazy as a raccoon on meth. It’s got swearing, blood, and enough sex to make your parents blush.

'Tony Soprano is the reason I know what a meatball looks like when it’s bleeding.'

'I watched it and my mom got a second job just to pay for my cable.'

'It’s the only show that makes my brother cry during a fight scene.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A show about a crime family who got stuck with the worst neighbors. The New York mob looked down on them like they were wearing mismatched socks.

'The DeCavalcantes are like the nerdy kid in school who gets picked on by the popular kids.'

'They were the underdogs of the mob world.'

'The New York families treated them like they were still in high school.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

The voice of a woman who sings so high it sounds like a cat that just got hit by a truck. She’s the main singer in most shows.

'That woman sings so high it hurts my ears.'

'She’s the voice of every Disney princess I’ve ever seen.'

'I can’t hear anything after she sings.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A woman who can sing from middle C all the way up to a note so high it makes your head feel like it’s about to explode. Some of them are famous, like Mariah Carey and Julie Andrews.

'Mariah Carey can sing so high it makes my dog howl.'

'Julie Andrews is the reason I know what a musical is.'

'That woman can sing higher than my uncle’s loud radio.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When a woman sings so high it sounds like a dog whistle. It’s the kind of voice that makes people go, 'What the hell was that?'

'She sang so high my dog ran out of the room.'

'That was the loudest thing I’ve ever heard.'

'I think I heard a ghost during that song.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When a woman sings so high it makes your brain feel like it’s been run over by a steamroller. Some people are even boys who haven’t grown up yet.

'That soprano voice made my brain feel like it was in a blender.'

'That boy can sing higher than my sister’s screaming.'

'I think I need a doctor after that song.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago