Discover Slang

Tommo yelled at the grocery store clerk for giving him a 20-cent discount.

My neighbor Tommo complains about everything, even the color of the sky.

Tommo is so cheap he would rather walk ten miles than pay $1 for a bus ride.

Tommo called WoW 'That Other Massively Multiplayer Online Game' to avoid getting in trouble.

My friend Tommo uses the term 'That Other Massively Multiplayer Online Game' whenever he talks about WoW.

Tommo is so secretive about his favorite game, he gives it a fancy nickname just to avoid being caught.

"I can’t believe I missed the bus!" he screamed, throwing his cereal at the wall.

He tried to fight a robot at the mall and failed.

He yelled at a pigeon for stepping on his sock.

"I’ll see you tom" he typed, then went to sleep.

She said, "tom" and then forgot about the message.

He used "tom" and then cried because he had to go to school.

He sat on her face and said, "This is a surprise."

She got a mouthful of his lunch and cried.

He did it in front of her mom and she was shocked.

He said, "I am the best at football and math."

He tried to explain football to a cat and it left.

He asked a teacher if 2+2 was 5 and she looked confused.

Jade said, "This is so A Tomm!" and everyone laughed.

Her friend added, "It’s totally A Tomm."

They used it to describe a pencil.

He got eaten by a drum and screamed for help.

He played for 16 hours and then a drum ate him.

He said, "I’m not done yet!" and the drum ate him anyway.

He said, "I like you, even when you snore."

He let you sleep on his face.

He said, "We can sleep together every day."

Frenchman: You're gonna regret that. (He then proceeds to slap you in a toilet.)

You: I didn't sign up for a toilet face massage.

Frenchman: You asked for it. Now enjoy your new look.

Text: 'Hey, I just saw a guy who looks exactly like you. Are you a twin? Or are you just a god?'

Text: 'I'm up. You're up. Let's talk.'

Text: 'You're my favorite twin. I'm not even related to you.'

Text: 'I'm gonna miss you so much. You're the best. I'm gonna miss you so much.'

Text: 'I'm gonna leave you. I'm gonna miss you so much.'

Text: 'I'm gonna leave you. But I'm gonna miss you. And I'm gonna miss you so much.'

Text: 'I just scored a goal. I'm gonna score more. I'm gonna score a million goals.'

Text: 'Hey, I just saw you. I had to text you right away.'

Text: 'I just scored a goal. I'm gonna text you right away. I just had to.'

Text: 'Hey, I just found out I'm called a Tomas. It's a nickname for dumbasses.'

Text: 'I'm not a dumbass. I'm just a Tomas.'

Text: 'I'm a Tomas, and I'm not a dumbass. I'm a genius.'

Text: 'Take it. I'm gonna take it from you.'

Text: 'Take it like a man. I'm gonna take it from you.'

Text: 'Take it. I'm taking it. You're taking it. It's taking me.'

Text: 'I just took a selfie. It's the best one yet.'

Text: 'I took a selfie in a toilet. It's the best one yet.'

Text: 'I took a selfie while eating breakfast. I'm a master.'

Bro sent me a photo of his noodle in a bathrobe. I felt like I was looking at a crime scene.

My cousin texted me a pic of his wiener with ketchup on it. I almost threw up.

My friend sent me a pic of his dong with a sandwich on it. I asked if he was trying to start a food group.

My boy sent me a photo of his cock and said, 'Check this out, man.' I said, 'That’s not check this out, that’s check this out and then call a plumber.'

My sister sent me a pic of her junk and said it was 'the gift that keeps on giving.' I said, 'It’s more like the gift that needs a garbage truck.'

My dad sent me a photo of his weenie and said, 'This is what you get when you’re a legend.' I said, 'You’re a legend, but your weenie is a disgrace.'

My friend sent me a photo of his dingus and it was so bad, I cried. Not from sadness, from shame.

My mom sent me a pic of her junk and said, 'This is the best I could do.' I said, 'You could have done better with a sock and a banana.'

My uncle sent me a photo of his junk and it looked like it had been through a war. I said, 'That’s not a junk pic, that’s a battle report.'

You see a Tom b in the club and you think you're gonna die from jealousy.

Your cousin's trying to dance and looks like a confused chicken.

Your friend’s dancing and you’re just sitting there like 'what even is life'.