A Toma

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When you piss off a Frenchman and he decides to give you a free facial in a toilet, using his own hand.

Frenchman: You're gonna regret that. (He then proceeds to slap you in a toilet.)

You: I didn't sign up for a toilet face massage.

Frenchman: You asked for it. Now enjoy your new look.

A twin who looks like a god and acts like he's got a million things to do, but still takes time to text you at 2 AM.

Text: 'Hey, I just saw a guy who looks exactly like you. Are you a twin? Or are you just a god?'

Text: 'I'm up. You're up. Let's talk.'

Text: 'You're my favorite twin. I'm not even related to you.'

The guy who makes you laugh so hard your face turns red, but also makes you cry when he says he's gonna leave you.

Text: 'I'm gonna miss you so much. You're the best. I'm gonna miss you so much.'

Text: 'I'm gonna leave you. I'm gonna miss you so much.'

Text: 'I'm gonna leave you. But I'm gonna miss you. And I'm gonna miss you so much.'

The guy who plays sports like he's gonna die if he doesn't make that last goal, and then texts you like he's been waiting all day to talk.

Text: 'I just scored a goal. I'm gonna score more. I'm gonna score a million goals.'

Text: 'Hey, I just saw you. I had to text you right away.'

Text: 'I just scored a goal. I'm gonna text you right away. I just had to.'

A guy who's so dumb, he thinks he's a genius, and everyone else thinks he's a total idiot who got a nickname.

Text: 'Hey, I just found out I'm called a Tomas. It's a nickname for dumbasses.'

Text: 'I'm not a dumbass. I'm just a Tomas.'

Text: 'I'm a Tomas, and I'm not a dumbass. I'm a genius.'

A Cuban guy who says 'take it' like he's offering you a drink, but really means he's about to give you a hard time.

Text: 'Take it. I'm gonna take it from you.'

Text: 'Take it like a man. I'm gonna take it from you.'

Text: 'Take it. I'm taking it. You're taking it. It's taking me.'

The guy who looks like a model, plays sports like a beast, and takes selfies like it's his full-time job.

Text: 'I just took a selfie. It's the best one yet.'

Text: 'I took a selfie in a toilet. It's the best one yet.'

Text: 'I took a selfie while eating breakfast. I'm a master.'