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A Sigmundian Slip
When you do something so stupid it makes your whole life go down the toilet.
I ate the whole pizza and then told my mom I didn't eat it.
He texted his ex's mom and said his ex was a whore.
She posted a photo of her dog wearing a hat and called it 'art.'
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A Sigmundian Slip
A moment so bad it makes you wish you were dead.
He yelled at the waiter for bringing the wrong soup.
She told her crush she had a crush on his brother.
He tried to explain a joke to a kid and it went sideways.
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A Sigmundian Slip
When you make a mistake so big it makes your brain hurt.
He said he was going to the gym and instead went to the mall.
She texted her teacher and called him a donkey.
He tried to fix his phone and broke it even more.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sigmundian Slip
A moment so stupid it makes your whole day worse.
He texted his boss and said he was sick, then went to the park.
She told her mom she was getting a tattoo and it was just a drawing.
He said he was going to cook but burnt the toast.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sigmundian Slip
When you do something so dumb it makes you want to cry.
He told his crush he had a crush on her mom.
She posted a photo of her cat and called it 'the best dog ever.'
He tried to talk to his teacher and said, 'You're not a teacher.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sight For Sore Eyes
The best band ever from Reno. If you don’t know who they are, you’re a stupid sack of meat. Their singer, Tiley, is hot enough to make your face melt. Go check them out on FB and stop being a lost cause.
@Tiley is the reason I still have a pulse
This band is better than my mom’s cooking
I’m gonna follow them because I’m too lazy to get a life
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sight For Sore Eyes
When you see someone who makes your day better, like a soggy piece of pizza on a bad Monday.
Seeing my crush in the hallway was like getting a free soda
My dog walking by me made my day
That guy in the coffee shop is a godsend
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sight For Sore Eyes
This means the sight of someone makes your eyes feel like they got a massage. Or like you just escaped a flaming toilet.
Your face is so pretty, I could eat it
Your smile is better than my ex’s driving
That sunset made my eyes happy
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sight For Sore Eyes
Ugly is the opposite of a sight for sore eyes. Like when your mom wears socks with sandals and eats cereal for dinner.
That guy is uglier than my uncle’s hair
Her face is like a broken toaster
That outfit was the worst I’ve ever seen
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sight For Sore Eyes
When the text on an Instagram Story gives you a headache, but the selfie is so good it makes you want to punch the camera.
That caption was like reading a math test
The selfie was hotter than my crush
I want to marry the camera now
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A Sight For Blind Eyes
So hideously bad it makes you want to poke out your eyes with a rusty spoon.
Your cousin’s tattoo looks like a melted crayon explosion.
The guy at the bus stop wearing socks with sandals is a masterpiece of disaster.
Your mom’s dating app profile picture is a crime against humanity.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sight For Blind Eyes
So bad it could cause blindness in a person who already has 20/20 vision.
That outfit you wore to the party was like a neon nightmare.
Your brother’s YouTube channel is the definition of sad.
Your ex’s new haircut looks like a raccoon attacked a hedgehog.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sight For Blind Eyes
So god-awful it could make a saint curse the name of God.
Your grandma’s new perfume smells like a garbage can in summer.
Your dog’s attempt at a dance move is a tragedy.
Your friend’s new haircut looks like a war zone.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sight For Blind Eyes
So bad it could make a blind person scream and run away.
Your uncle’s new beard looks like a patchwork of dead rats.
Your teacher’s voice sounds like a goat with a sore throat.
Your neighbor’s lawn is a crime scene of overwatering.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sight For Blind Eyes
So bad it makes you want to throw your eyes into a blender and drink them.
Your little brother’s art project is a disaster of glitter and sadness.
Your boss’s new shirt looks like it was dipped in motor oil and regret.
Your pet goldfish’s new swimming pool is a sewage-filled nightmare.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sigfried and Roy
When you're playing poker and you get two queens in your hand like you're some kind of queen-bitch king.
I got two queens and I felt like I was gonna rule the table.
My buddy had a full house and I just had two queens and I still thought I was gonna win.
I got two queens and I started talking like I was the queen of the whole damn game.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sigfried and Roy
You tell a girl you're gonna blow her mind with your cock, but instead your buddy comes out from nowhere and shoves his cock in her cheerio like it's a damn show.
I told her I was gonna blow her mind and my buddy blew her cheerio instead.
She was like, 'This is the best magic trick I've ever seen.'
I waved outside the window like I was some kind of magician and my buddy was doing the dirty work.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sigfried and Roy
You have sex with someone from behind, then you leave and let your buddy take over so you can wave at them like you're some kind of fancy magician.
I left the room and my buddy took over like it was the damn finale.
She thought I was the best magician ever because I waved at her like I was some kind of wizard.
I left and my buddy took the spot and she didn't even know the switch happened.
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A Sigfried and Roy
You bite someone’s neck while you cum in their ass, and if you don’t, you're just a regular guy.
I bit his neck and cummed in his ass like I was some kind of animal.
She bit me and I thought I was gonna die from the joy of it.
If I didn’t bite her neck, I wasn’t gonna count it as a real move.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A Sidey
When a girl rips a hole in the side of your jeans, she shoves her hand in your pants and jerks you off until you cum like a dog in heat.
My jeans had a rip and Sarah was all over me like a rash.
He was so turned on he spilled his soda on the floor.
She took my jeans and made me cum in front of my whole class.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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